Unless Jessica Simpson just went on a rampage at the mall’s Hunan Garden buffet, I think it’s safe to assume that she may be just a little bit pregnant. But that’s not all. Can you find the ten things wrong with this picture of pregnant Jessica Simpson? No? Well, here you go:
- Yellow frames are so 2010.
- This is Los Angeles, and there are no homeless people going through the trash cans.
- For someone who dresses like a ninja, Jessica Simpson is not very stealthy.
- There’s no barbed wire tattoo on this guy’s arm to show that he’s really tough.
- PETA hasn’t thrown fake blood on her animal skin purse yet.
- It’s illegal within Los Angeles County limits to wear shoes like that unless there is a stripper pole within thirty feet.
- Jessica Simpson’s unborn baby doesn’t have a recording contract yet.
- She and her friend are wearing matching leggings. Huge faux pas.
- Jessica Simpson’s rider clearly states that there must be a red carpet everywhere she goes and that someone must be following her around throwing rose petals.
- This should have been Nick Lachey’s baby, if only so that he would stop doing The Sing-Off.