I’m an Instagram addict. It’s the Twitter for images and it’s epic in its fabulosity. I could spend tens of minutes refreshing the “popular” page to see the random images that pop up, I take and post my own, I re-edit “legitimate” photos using iPhone apps and, lately, have found the joys of self-captioning a la the Friday Cry Laffs. Celebrities are catching the Instagram fever as well, and many are quite good at using this as a marketing tool; to wit, if I see another Lauren Conrad photo, I will punch someone in the mouth whilst screaming “I HATE YOU, LAUREN CONRAD.” And see? That is word of mouth, folks. (I don’t even think it’s Lauren Conrad’s account, by the by.)
Oh, celebrities, I can actually get enough of you.
So, who’s on?
Selena Gomez
@Selena Gomez“Ashley and I say hi Georgia :)”
And Georgia responds with eyerolls.
THE BEEEEEEEBS
Oh, come on. You had to know The Justin Bieber would be all over this excrement. He has a massive cache of photographs, which, if even most of them were taken by him, I’d be kind of impressed.
OH MY GOD, JUSTIN BIEBER IS KISSING SELENA GOMEZ!! I’ll go ahead and let the paternity/baby momma speculation issue stay far from this particular post, but his baby momma drama is raging on and on. But…wasn’t there some issue about Ms. Gomez, some fishy “excuse” of being in a “clinic?” Eh. Maybe she had a UTI. I’m not sure if this was before or after they got matching tattoos, but…aww.
Can Justin Bieber grow a facial hair? He must’ve just donated.
And…aw:
How sweet is this? Two babies, hugging! It’s like a Hallmark card.
@justinbieber Me and fredo are having a pic contest u vote be honest don’t just vote for me
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I might follow this youngster. (And the issue of my following him is one that keeps him up at night in tears and anxiety.)
SNOOOOOP! SNOOP-A-LOOOP!
Yes. Snoop Dogg is an Instagrammer @snoopdogg!
He is a most popular dogg.
Yep. Seems legit.
Ryan Seacrest
Well, why wouldn’t he be. It looks like @ryanseacrest mainly posts photos of the celebrities he works with, though, so there’s that. Also? You can find out what he looks like without makeup. He should really be included in the bi-monthly tabloid sensation that is the “OMG STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP AWFUL OMGOMG!!!111″ article.
Maybe it’s Maybelline?
I guess Superman got kicked out of a party? Or is he joking? Does Ryan Seacrest have a sense of humor? Life’s perplexing questions.
Tony Hawk
His pictures are interesting.
@tonyhawk: Early call-times make for wet ramps.
@tonyhawk: Santa Monica Pier (American Wasteland…anyone, anyone?)
If you’re on Instagram or just want to see the day-to-day of certain celebrities, hop on. I could go on, but my hatred of all things Kardashian is prohibiting me from viewing their accounts.












