Kevin Federline Gets Naked, Attempts Orgy In Hotel Pool


Well THIS is certainly one way to make it back into the headlines, eh? Kevin Federline, the disgraced member of the male gender, who is best known for being disappointingly fertile, is currently working on some weight loss show called Excess Baggage. Apparently, he was partying it up at The Olsen hotel after shooting in Australia and decided that the pool would be an EXCELLENT idea!

Kevin Federline Kevin Federline Gets Naked, Attempts Orgy In Hotel Pool

He did not have a suit, however, so he simply disrobed and jumped in, much to the horror of fellow patrons.

A resident at the upmarket hotel claimed the failed rapper went to the pool and stripped off after enjoying a meal at a hotel restaurant last Monday. “It was Kevin Federline – 100 per cent,” said the resident, a married mother with a young girl. “Drunk doesn’t even cover it. He was a mess.” After dinner, the resident claimed Federline and another unidentified man got naked. “They were nude. It was disgusting. I could see everything, absolutely everything,” she said. “I was seriously offended and went to complain to management.” She also said a woman stripped down to her bra and knickers and jumped into the hotel pool. The resident said Federline invited her to his room at the hotel for a party. She declined. The resident said she was allowed to review closed circuit television footage to back her claims when she complained to management. The woman said an on-duty manager spoke to Federline and his guests after she complained. Federline is said to be a celebrity guest on Channel 9?s new weight-loss show, Excess Baggage. The hotel confirmed Federline was celebrating with an entourage including paparazzi king Darryn Lyons and former Hawthorn star Robert DiPierdomenico. The resident said DiPierdomenico refused Federline’s constant badgering to strip off. A manager at The Olsen said: “They were drinking and they were boisterous. “But there is no clear footage of nakedness on our CCTV footage.” The manager confirmed the resident had filed a complaint.

AND GET THIS:

According to the hotel’s website? THEY HAVE A GLASS BOTTOM POOL THAT HANGS OVER A PUBLIC STREET.

Could you IMAGINE looking up at the beautiful night sky, only to spot Kevin Federline’s bits shining down upon thee?

(Whoops. Totally just imagined it.)

::hork::

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Kristine knows who Arcade Fire is. Sadly, she is also familiar with Teresa Giudice's bubbies, Justin Bieber's hair, and Kanye's tweeting habits. She blogs at Wait in the Van



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  • Anonymous

    I’m sorry you totally imagined it, but your retelling of your imaginings made me giggle. ;~)

  • Anonymous

    i’m glad he chose a glass-bottomed pool.  this would have been entirely unremarkable otherwise.