NBC executives have decided not to air tonight’s scheduled episode of Fear Factor, entitled “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!” because a segment that featured contestants drinking donkey semen has been deemed a bit too much for television.
“Pretend it’s a protein shake. Pretend it’s a protein shake. Pretend it’s donkey cu– DAMMIT!”
As part of one of the show’s many disgusting challenges, Fear Factor contestants were asked to drink donkey semen and urine. Could you imagine being the guy who actually drank the stuff and then found out the episode won’t even air? Man, I bet he was planning on gathering his entire family around the TV for the viewing! Except, of course, for the mutant child that grew from his belly after he was inexplicably impregnated.
“Daddy, why don’t you love me? I MATTER!”
There’s only one thing I hate more than chugging a hot cup of some jackass’s semen, and that’s Joe Rogan. How can he stand by and watch people participate in these horrific acts? We asked the animal who supplied the fluids about Rogan, and he said the man is just desensitized.
“Joe Rogan? Hee aww, he aww, he alwwwwways drinks my semen.”
If you tune in tonight hoping to see people drinking the baby juice of a Shrek character, you’re out of luck. NBC is re-airing the January 2 episode of the show.