Golden Globes Open Thread NOW!!!!

01/15/2012 by

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Let’s get this party started, people! The awards, the fashion, the outright drunkenness and Ricky Gervais tearing Hollywood a new one all starts RIGHT NOW!

 

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Filed Under: Awards Shows, Featured Story, Open Threads Tagged With: award shows, Golden Globes, Hollywood Foreign Press, red carpet, ricky gervais
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  • Anonymous

    MY SOUND IS ACTING ALL WONKY.  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HEAR THE WISE WORDS OF CARSON DALY?!

    • Anonymous

      Wrong channel! We’re on E for red carpet.

      • Anonymous

        Somehow missed this memo- thanks.

  • Anonymous

    GOOD EVENING, BITCHES. What is UP with Zooey’s hair? Is that a wig?

  • Anonymous

    Let’s do this thing, people!

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    WHAT IS GOING ON WITH KELLY OSBOURNE’S HAIR?

    • Anonymous

      WHY WOULD YOU GO GRAY ON PURPOSE?

      • Anonymous

        I am kinda digging it.  Not my style, but fun for her.

        • http://twitter.com/Adelas Della Dreher

          I think I would like it if she’d done the whole head, but she only did the crown & temples, and missed the actual bulk of her hair. Her bun is blonde.

      • TopazBean

        How do you do it?  I didn’t know there was a way to dye your hair gray. If anyone knows please tell.

  • Anonymous

    Jane Lynch looks lovely.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, I am not a fan of Melissa McCarthy’s dress situation.

    • Anonymous

      And hair with that dress.  All of it.  Unfortunate.

      • Anonymous

        She def needs new stylist and to stop designing her own dresses.

  • Anonymous

    I love Ross Matthews, but his voice…omg.

  • Anonymous

    Rooney Mara needs to wipe that poo off her lip. Try to look happier than when you’re at the laundromat, princess.

  • Anonymous

    K. wiig looks kinda blah.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    More Brad and Angelina, please. I like my pretty people EXTRA PRETTY.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, but he could have at least washed his hair.

      • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

        When you’re Brad, you don’t have to wash your hair like mere mortals. :)

        • http://twitter.com/Adelas Della Dreher

          Au contraire… face = beautiful. body = fabulous. suit = great. hair = ruins the whole thing. I’d rather do a google image search and ogle the results.

  • Anonymous

    Not an Ashton fan, but I think in the face parts, he is pretty much the definition of a handsome man.

  • Anonymous

    Aw, be brought his little sis!

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    And thank god Ricky Gervais is back. Anyone think he’s gonna tone it down after what happened last time?

    • Anonymous

      I certainly hope not!

  • http://twitter.com/kdiddy kdiddy

    I’m here. I’m trying to find E! because I never watch that channel. It might take awhile because I just got a static electricity shock from BANANAS. Stupid winter.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      Bananas: the deadliest fruit.

  • Anonymous

    Jonah Hill is not aging well. 

  • Anonymous

    Ok, I want to have a lesbian affair with Naya Rivera. She’s legal, right?

  • http://www.theeverymanskitchen.com/ everymankitchen

    howdy.

    anybody said anything about Sophia Vergara’s Golden Globes yet?

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Muted pinks and grays are the colors of the season, no?

  • Anonymous

    Charlize looks AH. MAZE. ING.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      LOVE HER.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=604940166 Lisa Bralts-Kelly

        Ditto.

  • http://twitter.com/kdiddy kdiddy

    Ooh, I want to see that Young Adult movie if for no other reason than I caught a glimpse of a band in the trailer whose name was Nipple Confusion.

  • Anonymous

    Kate Beckinsdale looks INCREDIBLE in the same pale pink as Charlize.

  • http://twitter.com/kdiddy kdiddy

    Salma Hayek really channels Charro more and more every year.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      I was pretty sure she said that her new movie had a lot of “fart.” I assume that was supposed to be “heart.”

  • Anonymous

    Salma Hayek all of a sudden doesn’t understand English? Well played.

  • Anonymous

    Not feeling Salma Hayak’s dress. Not feeling it at ALL.

    • Anonymous

      Yup. She didn’t get the Pink Memo apparently.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, Salma.  Seriously.  To be you.  Per.  Fect.

  • Anonymous

    Mary Blige has that armpit boob thing which I unfortunately know so well.

  • Anonymous

    Shame that Puck from Glee had to sport that fauxhawk.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh, Mark Salling’s pompahawk is so unfortunate looking.

  • http://twitter.com/kdiddy kdiddy

    Lots of light peach tones in the dresses tonight

  • http://twitter.com/kdiddy kdiddy

    HERNIATED DISC CREW! REPRESENT!

    • Anonymous

      OMG, y’all are twinsies!

      • http://twitter.com/kdiddy kdiddy

        Also: ow. fuck. where are my percocet?

  • Anonymous

    Lots of mermaid skirts on the carpet tonight. 

  • Anonymous

    Julianee Moore’s earrings are fab.

  • Anonymous

    Oh Rob Lowe. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd bless ye.

  • Anonymous

    Rob Lowe is dipping into the uncanny valley with his plastic surgery.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Hey everyone, I’m going to do that weird thing I did last time where I reversed the order of comments so that it was newest comments first, okay? It’ll make things easier to read in the long run, though I’m sure there’s going to be monetary confusion. DON’T BE CONFUSED, KIDS.

    • Anonymous

      THAAAANK YOU.

      • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

        Everything I dooooo, I do it for yooooooou.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      Not MONETARY confusion. MOMENTARY confusion. Though these days, maybe monetary too.

      • Anonymous

        ALL TYPOS MUST BE FORGIVEN TONIGHT!

  • Anonymous

    Angelina is wearing SUPERBRA!

  • Anonymous

    Angie’s dress just blew my eyes out of their sockets. LOVE IT.

    • Anonymous

      She looks possibly the best she ever has on the red carpet.

  • http://twitter.com/kdiddy kdiddy

    Angelina Jolie has been taking fake accent lessons from Madonna, I think.

  • http://twitter.com/kdiddy kdiddy

    That was a slick segue from discussing Bosnia to Moneyball. (No it wasn’t.)

    • Anonymous

      They spoke? Hmm..musta missed that.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, to be the cream filling in a Brad and Angie sammich.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Brad and Angie win at Beautiful Peopleness. Damn.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Drinking prosecco. Big Pimpin’.

  • Anonymous

    I just sent the boyfriend out for my wine and bubbly. He was in the doghouse with me on Tuesday. I wonder how much longer the statute of limitations is on exploiting that? :0

  • Anonymous

    Someone forgot to tell Reese Witherspoon to brush her hair.

  • Anonymous

    Burnout velvet dress, Michelle? NO.

  • Anonymous

    Hate Michelle Williams’ dress but LOVE LOVE LOVE her hair.

  • Anonymous

    Not feeling Michelle Williams’ headband and normally she can do no wrong.

  • http://www.amalah.com Amalah

    Whyyyyyy do I have so many children, with so many different dinnertimes and bedtimes and OH MYGOD THE NEEDINESS.

    In other words, my tv is still tuned to Wonderpets or some shit. But I will joining the fun momentarily. Unless the One WIth The Random Mystery Fever (EZRA) decides to ruin everything.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      Aww, EZ! Is he still whimpering? :(

      • http://www.amalah.com Amalah

        Yes! Been running a 100ish fever ALL DAY. No other symptoms except a slight cough and epic miserableness.

  • Anonymous

    I love it when emaciated celebrities talk about not being able to fit into their clothes. I really do. 

  • Anonymous

    I want to make out with Mila Kunis.

    • Anonymous

      You’d have to fight me for that honor.

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