In Lieu Of Another Golden Globes Post, Here Are Several Nicolas Cage GIFs

I had every intention of joining my fellow MamaPop’ers at last night’s Golden Globes Open Thread, but Life intervened: I had to take my son to a birthday party, my daughter was having a Class A meltdown, and my wife was under the weather. So I ended up firing off a few tweets about the twenty or so minutes of the show that I actually saw. Rather than offer my expert analysis of those twenty minutes, I offer instead these Nicholas Cage GIFs. I believe they’ll more than compensate.

I’m trying to decide if that one is worse than this one:

Or if that one could be improved with even more Amazing Digital Special Effects:

Or if Nicolas Cage has fallen so far from grace with all the weird shit he’s done that we’ve completely forgotten that he used to be a great comic actor, in which case:

Or if all of the terrible action movies he’s done have caused us to forget that HE CAN DODGE BULLETS. (Ok, he’s not really in the crosshairs, but still. Catlike Elvis reflexes, people.)

Or perhaps we just need to be reminded of his beauty, which comes from within and without:

Or that he is an actor of great depth and range, capable of plumbing the depths of the human heart:

Or that if you are on a laptop with a touchpad this site is the greatest of all of the things involving Nicolas Cage’s Head?

Or that Nicolas Cage wants cake?

But not bees?

Or that if you gaze too long into the abyss that is a Google image search of “Nicolas Cage funny”, the abyss that is a Google image search of”Nicolas Cage funny” also gazes into you?