Elton John and his husband, filmmaker David Furnish, brought a big box full of bitch with them to the Golden Globes last night, and they put a big bow on it and gave it to Madge.
What? These guys are bitches?! NOOOOOO.
On the NBC red carpet show, John was asked by Carson Daly whom he thought would take home Globes.
“Madonna hasn’t got a f*cking chance,” said John.
“Those are fighting words,” replied Daly.
“They’re accurate words,” Sir Elton promptly responded.
The bitch is back! Wait… did the bitch ever really leave?
The Material Girl proceeded to win the Best Original Song Golden Globe for her piece Masterpiece from W.E., which she also directed. John was also nominated in this category.
John’s hubby Furnish continued the Madonna-bash-fest by posting some scathing comments to Facebook.
Furnish’s Facebook post: “Madonna. Best song???? F**k off!!!”
He later followed that with some remarks about her acceptance speech, during which she said her song was magical and miraculous. Let’s be fair, though, she was probably just irritable because she was so uncomfortable in her tiny little chainmail dress.
This dress would only be appropriate for tiny, young Taylor Swift. And only if Taylor Swift were a dragon slayer.
“Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit,” posted Furnish. “Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in its narcissism. And her critisism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is.”
Watch the speech and judge for yourself:
This is Elton John’s reaction to her speech:
Are you happy now, Madge? You gave the man a damn stroke.
So what do you think? Were John and Furnish too harsh? Or does Madonna deserve the criticism?




