Not to be outdone by Kim Kardashian and Sinead O’Connor, Brandi Glanville is going for the record of shortest marriage ever. She and her BFF, Darin Harvey, got hitched in Vegas this weekend. But don’t panic — it was just a joke, right from the start. Even as they were going to the chapel, Harvey was Googling “annulments.”
If you’re not already familiar with Glanville and her ex Eddie Cibrian and how Leann Rimes stepped out (and in) to wreck that happy Beverly Hills home (is that an oxymoron?), then I congratulate you for focusing on the more important things in life. You know, like The Bachelor.
So basically, Glanville went to Vegas with a bunch of her friends to ring in the New Year and they got really drunk. Standard fare, right? Apparently not quite enough for Harvey though, as he explained that they “wanted to do the classic Vegas thing.”
Uh, no. I don’t have exact statistics, but I’d guess that out of the millions of people who visit Las Vegas every year, the vast majority don’t get married there.
Forgive me, but I am totally distracted by that bulging pink blob on Glanville’s face. Cheek implants?
Tweets from both Glanville and Harvey are equally ridiculous:
Okay, so they pulled a stupid publicity stunt, and obviously they succeeded because I’m not the only one writing about it. And really, it wouldn’t even be newsworthy for me except that there’s been a recent spate of celebrity trainwreck breakups after both cheap quickie marriages and enormously extravagant ones. Meanwhile, the political primary season kicks off today with a bunch of would-be candidates who all oppose same-sex unions for making a mockery of marriage.
I’ll give Glanville credit for tweeting that she won’t really get married again until everyone can, but whether or not Glanville and Harvey’s Vegas marriage is legit or not is beside the point. They got married as a “joke,” while Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov got married for real (whoo, congrats!), but somehow the hetero union is the one that’s more sacred.
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