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Shockingly, Courtney Stodden Does Not Work Out In Reeboks

01/17/2012 By 14 Comments

courtney stodden running Shockingly, Courtney Stodden Does Not Work Out In Reeboks

Courtney Stodden, child bride extraordinaire, went for a run this weekend.

There is a whole hell of a lot happening in this photo, so let me just make three quick points before I go read some Dostoevsky to clean my brain:

  • She is wearing a PETA t-shirt while dragging a pink-dyed dog behing her.
  • Her jogging shoes appear to be lucite and about 4 inches tall.
  • She is still claiming she is 17 years old.
So that happened.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Featured Story Tagged With: Courtney Stodden, Fashion, PETA
  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    MIND? BLOWN.

  • http://twitter.com/JenO_Eh Jen O.

    The dog looks like she (he?) is desperately trying to get out of the frame.  Courtney, not even your DOG wants to be caught on film with you in that RIDICULOUS “outfit”. 

  • Anonymous

    What?!?! I can’t even

  • http://www.facebook.com/maxiemaggio Maxie Maggio

    I will totally donald trump this situation: I DEMAND A BIRTH CERTIFICATE. 

  • http://www.amalah.com Amalah

    That happened and I…just…yeah. 

    *closes computer, backs away slowly*

  • http://allaboutavacakes.com Jenna

    17…..in dog years?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jpopadich Jacki Setta Popadich

    Is it bad that I desperately want her to hit a crack in the sidewalk and break her ankle?

    • Shelley Chapman

      Right there with you.

  • Dave

    whta a beautiful women!

  • TopazBean

    Have you ever seen her on TV?  She is hilarious when she sits next to her ancient toad husband and writhes and purses her lips and licks her chops.  Unintentional self-parody.  

  • kate gomberg

    I have to say, I’m mildly impressed- I would break my ankle trying to walk from one side of the room to the other in those shoes…

  • Anonymous

    I. Am. DYING. over here.  With the LOLz.  And accompanying tears and snot.  You just made my night.

  • http://www.twitter.com/bstephenson Brad Stephenson

    “WHTA A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!” has to be a new meme.

  • http://twitter.com/MamaKaren Karen

    I think I pulled a muscle in my back just looking at that awkward twisting she is doing.