It’s time to scan the newsstands and uncover the rag-a-licious secrets they reveal! Or, we can just look at them together on the computer screen, from the safety and sanctity of our homes.
Let’s get the riff raff of rags out of the way, shall we?
Hi, we may look 40, but we're Teen Moms!
Teen moms are having babies and are getting married! Call me when they go through menopause. (And leave a message if I don’t pick up.)
Also it looks like Katy Perry and Tim Tebow are a couple. And they say that romance is dead!
Of course she can’t trust him! The Why Did I Ever Trust Him?! cover is writing itself.
And look! Adele found love! And hair spray!
Pippa did it!
OMG. How much heartache can Jennifer Aniston take? I’m thisclose to starting a telethon for her personal life.
If Khloe is not a Kardashian, she should change her name to Chloe immediately. And I will change the part of my brain that read “Bruce Jenner Caught Cross-Dressing” immediately.
Kris Humphries, formerly Kardashian, is threatening to destroy Kim. I wonder if the Kardashians will find a way to monetize this?! I hope he doesn’t really sue to cancel the show! Why, that’s our national treasure!
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