2012 Oscar Open Thread NOW!

oscars 600x374 2012 Oscar Open Thread NOW!

Grab a drink and tell us who you’re wearing. The “fun” begins with E! red carpet coverage, followed by the awards at 7pm Eastern on ABC, but the real, no-air-quotes fun is right here. RIGHT HERE!


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  • Snarky_Amber

    Let’s get this party started, hos! 

  • HeidiT

    Hello there!

  • Heather Schubauer

    I’ve been waiting all day.   ABC’s coverage was no fun at 4:30

  • Snarky_Amber

    Mila Jovavich looks SICKENING. In the RuPaul’s Drag Race sense. So amazing.

  • http://twitter.com/mholtg miss maggie may

    Mila! Love the dress and the lipstick!

  • http://habbala.com/ Habbala

    Huzzah!  Insert Ryan Seacrest jokes!!

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Whee! Hey all! What’s your poison tonight?

    • http://habbala.com/ Habbala

      Champagne!  Trying to start this thing classy.

    • http://twitter.com/xtremeparnthood Sunday Stilwell

      Red wine.  Always with the red wine.

  • Missbanshee

    Mila is a goddess. Holy crap.

  • Snarky_Amber

    Manhattans made with Templeton Rye. SOOOGOOOOD.

  • http://twitter.com/MarinkaNYC MarinkaNYC

    Milla is very, very scary

  • http://www.theeverymanskitchen.com/ everymankitchen

    what up, bitches?

  • Snarky_Amber

    Just in case you all didn’t get the memo, we’re doing E! for red carpet and then we’ll synchronize watches and switch over to ABC at 4/7.

  • http://twitter.com/MarinkaNYC MarinkaNYC

    Is there a Constitutional amendment that mandates Seacrest to host everything?

    • Snarky_Amber

      That would be grounds enough for a revolution.

  • Snarky_Amber

    Guiliana Ransic looks amazing. She kicked breast cancer’s ASS. I think I can see the outline of her cutlets, though.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Wolfgang Puck! Preserved in pickle juice!

  • HeidiT

    Sadly am drinking nothing – am 37 weeks pregnant :( . Watered down apple cider for the win.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      I WAS NOT SAYING ANY OF THIS. :)

  • HeidiT

    Kelly Osbourne looks terrible. What is her hair?

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      YES. I WAS JUST SAYING.

  • HeidiT

    Rose Byrne needs a sandwich.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      YES. I WAS JUST SAYING.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Okay, I’m even less into Kelly Osbourne’s hair now than I was during the Grammys. Looks like she has a whole cluster of Tribbles attached to her head.

  • MollyGMartin

    I just caught Giuliana online. I usually dislike but she nailed it! Standing at an Oscar Party fundraiser and can report some poor choices from here. Namely by people who think Carnaval is in Hawaii.

  • MollyGMartin

    Has Emma Stone shown yet? What is she wearing? Love her.

  • http://twitter.com/mholtg miss maggie may

    Elie Kemper looks beautiful!! I love that dress. “Hollywood rust”

  • http://www.theeverymanskitchen.com/ everymankitchen

    who wants guacamole?!?!

    • Snarky_Amber

      Um, ME.

    • HeidiT

      Me please!

  • SuzyQuzey

    Ah mah gah, I was watching Beaches (sob!) and am late to da party! Am wearing a combo of Old Navy and Nordstrom Rack PJs.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      I love you, SuzyQ

      • SuzyQuzey

        I will hug you and squeeze you in person in May! And Charlie, too. Squee!

  • Missbanshee

    Seacreastina’s hair is so damn large tonight he looks like he’s almost 5’5

  • http://twitter.com/gorillabunss gorillabunss

    Elie’s dress complimented her hair and skin.

  • Snarky_Amber

    Did anyone, um, actually see The Artist? I just…I can’t. I need dialogue.

  • SuzyQuzey

    I have to open a bottle of wine. How is it already 6:15?

  • http://twitter.com/PetCobra Jason Avant

    I think Seacrest deserved an Oscar nom for his performance as Tintin.

  • MDub2000

    Has anybody won anything yet?

  • Snarky_Amber

    I really don’t think Jessica “Mom Jeans” Simpson should have any say when it comes to fashion.

    • http://www.waitinthevan.com Kristine

      But her new show! (I’m kind of totally excited about it.)

      And her shoes! (She makes really cute heels.)

      :/

      • SuzyQuzey

        I own a pair of her flats.

      • DianaCLT

         I always see her shoes at Marshalls (We have the BEST Marshalls EVER – it’s my shoe heaven), but can’t bring myself to buy them.  Because her name is on them.  Even though they’re generally really cute.  Sighsssss….

  • MISSBANSHEE

    HUNGER GAMES TRAILER!

    • Snarky_Amber

      I KNOW. I jump up and down every time I see it. I’m so excited.

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      Are The Hunger Games really that good? I feel about those books similar to how I feel about The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo series. Which is: popularity on that level scares me. SEE: TWILIGHT.

      • Snarky_Amber

        I really really enjoyed them. I ripped through them in five days. They’re good, and Katniss, dumb name notwithstanding, is such a kick-ass heroine. 

  • MDub2000

    Is that her name? I was going to say “the Office chick who is dressed as an actual Oscar.” I loved it too, and the fact that her hair matched it perfectly.

  • MDub2000

    And I meant this as a reply to Miss Maggie May. Off to a good start, then!

  • http://twitter.com/PetCobra Jason Avant

    Looking forward to tonight’s episode of “The Walking Dead”, in which zombie Billy Crystal hosts the Oscars.

  • http://www.theeverymanskitchen.com/ everymankitchen

    kloe and lamar. great. now I’m sterile-er.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Why did Eddie Murphy bail? How did I miss that?

    • SuzyQuzey

      Bret Ratner, a Miami asshole unrelated to me, was supposed to direct or produce or something, then he opened his trap and said something stupid and bailed and Eddie followed suit. Good riddance.

      • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

        BAH! Oh well. I like Billy, frankly.

  • http://www.waitinthevan.com Kristine

    I wonder how badly Seacrest wants someone to just grab the mic and ask HIM who he’s wearing tonight.

  • MISSBANSHEE

    Melissa! I’m not a big fan of her toga, but I love her.

  • SuzyQuzey

    How cute is Melissa? Her dress, though? Hmm…

  • MISSBANSHEE

    wow, Jessica Chastain’s dress is AMAH-ZING. 

  • SuzyQuzey

    Hey Jane Seymour! You haven’t been in a movie since 1987! I hate your stupid jewelry, and also, eat a sammich!

  • HeidiT

    It makes me want to bang my head on a door that Shailene Woodley, previously known to say lines constantly on a show like “I’m 15 and pregnant or 16 with a baby” is now at the Oscars.

  • MDub2000

    That open heart necklace is the most heinous thing I’ve ever seen.

    • SuzyQuzey

      Word x a million. HATE. Will you be my BFF?

  • MDub2000

    My replies aren’t posting as replies. Enjoy my random scattered thoughts, y’all!

  • HeidiT

    I know nothing about Jessica Chastain, but I love her character on the Help, so I am pulling for her.

  • Snarky_Amber

    oh, I love Jessica’s dress, but the top doesn’t fit so well.

    • MDub2000

      Right? Why’s it gotta be all up in her pits?

      • Snarky_Amber

        Other than the bodice fit, though, it’s stunning. Take a bow, House of McQueen.

  • http://habbala.com/ Habbala

    “That’s nice Grandma”

  • http://twitter.com/gorillabunss gorillabunss

    ryan did seem more interested in Grandma.

    • http://twitter.com/xtremeparnthood Sunday Stilwell

      Loving Grandma’s geode necklace.  

  • KellyQuirino

    Okay guys, I’m ready for Michelle Williams to stop stealing my look.

    • Snarky_Amber

      You’re cuter.

      • KellyQuirino

        We gonna make out when THIS is done.

        • Snarky_Amber

          Why wait? ;)