Chris Brown Adds “Robbery” To The List Of Things He Can Be Proud Of

Last week in Florida, a woman filed charges against Chris Brown, claiming that he verbally abused her and reached through her car window to snatch a phone out of her hand when she tried to take his picture. Apparently he didn’t want his picture to be put up “on no website.” And it’s a good thing that he avoided all that publicity, too, because–whoops, no, wait. He wound up with extra publicity anyway. And an even worse kind! Aww.

ChrisBrown Chris Brown Adds Robbery To The List Of Things He Can Be Proud Of

PEACE. Get it?

And now, rumor has it that formal charges are to be filed today. His allegedly parole-busting crime would be considered to be “Smash and Grab Robbery,” which at the worst can bring 5 years in prison and at best, still get Chris Brown in a crap-ton of trouble.

 

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About Kelly Q

Kelly Quirino is pretending not to take herself seriously and waiting for that to actually come true. She lives in the middle of the country with her husband and her two ridiculous children: The boy who happens to be The World’s Tiniest Anarchist, and the girl who, at 4 years old, claimed GLaDOS as her spirit animal. When she is not chasing said children around or trying to remain interesting and reasonably charming while writing about herself in the third person, she is a knitter, an obsessive reader, and really good at Putting Things Off. She also blogs at Go Go Gadget Zen.


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  • DianaCLT

    Would it be wrong to hope he actually gets that 5 years in prison?  I mean, karmically speaking, would that be wrong?

    • SuzyQuzey

      That was my first thought, too. I’ll save you a seat in hell.

      • DianaCLT

         Well heck, now it’s going to be a parrrr-tay! ;~)

        Karmically speaking, when talking about HIS karma…5 years would be well-deserved.  I just don’t want my wanting his karma to take effect to affect MY karma, yanno?

    • SMDH

      Last time I check you ain’t Rihanna and the shit didn’t happened to you. Y’all can have your opinion, but he don’t need your forgiveness cause the shit didn’t happened to you. He need forgiveness from the person he did to and last I check, she have forgave him. I don’t see why y’all sit around talking shit as if it y’all that was in the car that. Y’all keep saying “she could’ve been my daughter” (which is right) but y’all never say “he could’ve been my son and the shit the media and y’all are putting him to, I wouldn’t want those word ect. To say and do my son” cause Chris does got a parents, family, and most of all his mother. How would you feel if your son had to go through all that y’all putting him to.

      Am not saying what he did was right. But he inspire me, not at what did. But at how he’s staying strong through all of this, because I know if I or you son of a bitches that’s talking all them shit to/about him. If I or you was in his shoe, we would’ve breakdown. We would’ve hurt are selves, cutting yourself, taking bad drugs ect. So don’t say that can’t happened to you, your son, close male friend or a male family member you care about. Because you don’t know what tomorrow will bring. So next time think and put yourself in his shoe to see if you would like what said to him to be said to you. I’ve already put myself in her shoe and I wouldn’t like what happened to her to happened to me or anyone at all for that matter.

      So don’t stay looking at one side, try putting yourself at both sides… TEAMBREEZY FOR LIFE, LIKE IT OR NOT. I.DON’T.GIVE.A.FUCK!!!!!!

      • http://snotw.blogspot.com Rachael1013

        The problem is, he DID beat the crap out of her, even if it was that one time and not multiple times.  I would never do that to another person.  If my sons ever did that to another person, I would not be on their side.  If he didn’t want to have to stay strong through all of this, then he should have have done it in the first place.

      • Annme_87

        I can’t put myself in his shoes because I can’t imagine for even a second harming another human being the way he hurt Rihanna. I don’t bother with compassion for someone who obviously lacks compassion and understanding of others. If Chris had an ounce of compassion or human decency in his body, he would have never EVER did what he did. He doesn’t deserve your respect and he most certainly does not deserve your love. If any of my friends or family members did what Chris did, I can honestly say I would never speak to them again. I have chosen to remove myself from people I formerly loved’s lives for lesser offences than the one he committed. I have no respect for people like that.

    • Tyskkvinna

       Not at all. Because so far he has failed grossly to demonstrate a strong understanding of things like morality and cause/effect.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S7CX2D77W5S4R4A7GPYM6PV7D4 Ashley

    No, it’s not wrong at all. What’s sad is that he didn’t get that for beating a woman in recognizable. We want him to get locked up so we don’t have to hear his mockery and lack of remorse. He’s a crap human being and a sign of how disturbing the mentality has become about domestic abuse in teens and young adults. If I burn in hell for that, I’d best be seeing him in the next lake of fire over.

  • http://fancybob.wordpress.com/ fancybob

    All I know is, as a Floridian, any news story that starts out “Last week in Florida…” can never be good.

    • DianaCLT

      This made me snicker. ;~)  I live in/near L.A., so I can relate.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/63ODOK57UKOQWFAR33XQNCV3NM AlwaysAmused

    I love the irony of the famous not wanting their picture taken…um isn’t “exposure” what makes and then keeps you famous?  And for all his proclaiming that haters gonna hate he seems awfully touchy about the hate.  I guess if you want to beat a girl senseless and still be famous, a thicker skin you need indeed!