Please Baby Jesus Let This Be Happening: A Thin Mints Candy Bar

02/28/2012 10:30 am by

Imma just gonna leave this right here:

thin mints candy bar 600x450 Please Baby Jesus Let This Be Happening: A Thin Mints Candy Bar

I KNOW, RIGHT? YOU COME GET IN MY WHORE MOUTH, CANDY.

This mysterious image of a limited-edition candy bar surfaced on Reddit without any background information, so I suppose there’s a chance this “sales sample” is nothing more than a clever fake created by someone who will soon be Internet Enemy Number One, because dear lord, do I want one of these. You want one of these. Everybody wants one of these. Our collective mind reels at the thought of other limited edition Girl Scout cookie-flavored candy cars and our brains short-circuit and fingers stop working asdsaiofhi r9u3rfhy eifhwpfdiojf.

Forget the stupid boycotts and that even stupider representative in Indiana, this is what our nation needs, Girl Scouts of America. This is how you can finally shift the conversation from your message of inclusion, tolerance and your 100-year legacy of mentoring and empowering young women and get back to the real issue: You Are Why We’re All Fat, You Evil, Evil Monsters.

Via The Daily What

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About Amy Corbett Storch

Amy blogs at amalah.com, and can be found on Twitter @amalah. She is Team Zombie, though sometimes she is known to side with the Plants.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619708464 Sarah Smith-Frigerio

    Oh my God. I need this in right now. I will buy all of them in the world and I will be queen and you all will be my minions looking for a Thin Mint candy-bar hand-out.  I will be the benevolent dictator who throws the candy bars out of my chariot as I ride through the town streets and everyone in the land will love me.
    Honestly, I’d be happy trying one. I don’t need total world domination, yet.

  • ErinTDN

    Looks awesome, however I would much prefer a Samoa flavored Twix Bar.

  • Snarky_Amber

    I just started the paleo diet today, Amy. In other words, fuck you in the face with your stupid Thin Mint candy bar, you meanie!

    • DianaCLT

      I would like to be fucked in my face with one of these, also, if you’re making a To Do list . Niiiice and slooooow. A little faster. Fasterrrrrr! Right there! OH HELL YES!!!!!

      • Snarky_Amber

        You nasty. :)

        • DianaCLT

           When it comes to faceholes and chocolate, I wouldn’t have it any other way. ;~)

  • Tyskkvinna

    I saw a bunch of branded Girl Scout stuff when I was out and about today– not candy, but it had the same look and feel. What I’m saying is, I would not be too surprised if it’s true.

  • TopazBean

    Anything mint, I love.  I haven’t had any mint M&Ms but they’re selling at $10.00 for a bag that should be maybe $3 on Amazon.