Imma just gonna leave this right here:
I KNOW, RIGHT? YOU COME GET IN MY WHORE MOUTH, CANDY.
This mysterious image of a limited-edition candy bar surfaced on Reddit without any background information, so I suppose there’s a chance this “sales sample” is nothing more than a clever fake created by someone who will soon be Internet Enemy Number One, because dear lord, do I want one of these. You want one of these. Everybody wants one of these. Our collective mind reels at the thought of other limited edition Girl Scout cookie-flavored candy cars and our brains short-circuit and fingers stop working asdsaiofhi r9u3rfhy eifhwpfdiojf.
Forget the stupid boycotts and that even stupider representative in Indiana, this is what our nation needs, Girl Scouts of America. This is how you can finally shift the conversation from your message of inclusion, tolerance and your 100-year legacy of mentoring and empowering young women and get back to the real issue: You Are Why We’re All Fat, You Evil, Evil Monsters.
Via The Daily What