What could be better than to be in The Big Easy this time of year? Well, being the children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and in The Big Easy this time of year, that’s what.
Seriously, is it t0o late to be adopted?
Looking like they just stepped out of a ladies magazine – perhaps Precious & Perfect Multicultural Families Monthly – the Jolie-Pitt clan have been seen out and about in New Orleans this week running errands and doing mundane chores… but doing them with more style and flair and unmitigated joy than you or I could ever hope to muster under similar circumstances in our own decidedly unstylish and drably monotonous average-Joe lives.
Seriously, these kids look more put-together than I do most days with, like, a good measure of grown-up adult-type effort thrown in. But clearly if my parents were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, such inept exertions would be unnecessary and unwanted.
Dancing in the streets of New Orleans! For fun! Why not, right?!? JOLIE-PITTS IN DA HOUSE.
And here they are walking their cute bulldog, Jack, looking like they’re in the middle of an Interview Magazine photoshoot. OF COURSE.
Not to be outdone, Papa Brad Pitt took to the streets of Nawlens on a motorcycle, as if to say, “That’s right, ladies. I’m a little edgy, a little dangerous. And a sexy father of five. …Five? That’s right isn’t it? Or is it six now? Uhh, anyway – Vroom Vroom!“
And squeal went the metaphorical motorcycle tires of my heart. Or, uhh, something.
I have to admit, I’m developing something of Jolie-Pitt Family obsession/fixation. I mean, how perfect and lovely and fashionable and talented can one stinkin’ family be? Are they for real? Do they have bad hair days? Do they even poop at all, ever? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING, DAMMIT?
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