Cougar Alert: Justin Bieber Is Legal Now


Hey cougs, it’s finally here. Justin Bieber is now officially barely legal. I don’t know, maybe some of you are into dudes that look like 14-year-old lesbians. I don’t judge.

Justin Bieber Cougar Alert: Justin Bieber Is Legal Now

At least he lost that awful haircut.

The Biebs does have a lot going for him, though. He’s successful, rich as hell, and has managed to make it to adulthood without having any major scandals under his belt, except that bogus pregnancy scandal last year. He has some exceptionally cool friends, including Ludacris and Usher, and he’s got a healthy sense of humor about his fame.

So happy birthday, Biebster. May adulthood bring you continued success at avoiding the Teen Idol curse. And, just in case you need to tack up some inspiration on your vision board or whatever, here’s some images to help keep you on the straight and narrow:

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Snarky Amber pursued a degree in interdisciplinary studies in order to obtain a well-rounded perspective, which she now uses to make fun of people who make more money in a week than she stands to make in a lifetime.



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  • Tyskkvinna

    Aww, happy birthday Biebs! I adore that kid.