9 Potential 3D Revivals Worse Than ‘Titanic’

04/10/2012 12:00 pm by

It would appear that James Cameron is not the king of the three-dimensional world, and his 3-D redux has failed to capture the nostalgia of our generation or a new audience of 12-18-year-olds. But if you think Titanic in 3D was a bad idea, remember: it could be a lot worse.

10 Potential 3D Revivals Worse Than 'Titanic'

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It would appear that James Cameron is not the king of the three-dimensional world. Titanic 3D has failed to capture the nostalgic twinkle with our generation, nor has it attracted a significant number of 12-year olds, who were its bread and butter during its original run. The re-release brought in disappointing earnings (especially when compared to its first run), and received heavy criticism that the third dimension not only doesn't add anything to the story, but actually detracts, making certain effects look more computerized. But before you think Titanic 3D is setting the nadir for the make-it-3D-and-re-release-it trend, remember - it could be worse.

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Snarky Amber pursued a degree in interdisciplinary studies in order to obtain a well-rounded perspective, which she now uses to make fun of people who make more money in a week than she stands to make in a lifetime.

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  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    *SNORT* 

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    I dunno though, “Showgirls” in 3D might be something I’d HAVE TO see. For, like, science and stuff.

    • Snarky_Amber

      THRUST IT! THRUST IT! THRUST IT! THRUST IT!

  • DianaCLT

    Thank you for the literal LOLs, Snarky Amber.  There were many to be had!

    Also?  Thank you for the revelation.  You just taught me where Fish Lips originated:  on Elizabeth Berkley’s “Showgirls” face!  WE CAN ALL BLAME HERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Snarky_Amber

      Elizabeth Berkeley: perfecting duck lips and eating french fries angrily since 1995.

  • SuzyQuzey

    Add “A Clockwork Orange” to this list, because EYEBALLS.

    • Snarky_Amber

      ooo, good one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/hypnotyza Mark ‘Hypnotyza’ Raich

    PUH-LEASE…The chance to see Morris Day and The (Mutha F*ckin’) Time do the brand new dance called The Bird in three glorious dimensions?  I. AM. SO. THERE.

    I am saddened, however, that I couldn’t shoehorn a “purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka” joke in here somewhere.

    • Snarky_Amber

      Game: Blouses.

  • MDub2000

    There’s only ONE scene in Requiem For A Dream you don’t want to see in 3D??

    • Snarky_Amber

      ONE IN PARTICULAR. But yeah, mostly all of it.

  • http://twitter.com/OhNoaG Noa Gavin

    I can think of nothing I’d rather see than Elizabeth Berkley pretend like she’s a real person with a real, totally non-robot body, in 3D. 

    Unless it was Elizabeth Berkley battling a Smilodon. 

    • Snarky_Amber

      I have to admit, Showgirls in 3D would be fun. I am imagining a plate of fries flying at my face after her future roomie has the gall to ask her hard-hitting questions like “where are you from?” “DIFFERENT PLACES! WHERE WE TAKE OUR PROBLEMS OUT ON FRENCH FRIES, OKAY?”