10 Reasons Why Dov Charney Is The Skeez Messiah

04/11/2012 2:00 pm by

Dov Charney is a lot of things. He’s hairy, he’s smug, he’s a skeez, and probably a classic narcissist. He leaves a trail of slime and harassment lawsuits wherever he goes. He devalues women. He sexualizes teens. His glasses are too big. He looks like he smells like the inside of an old baseball hat. He might be my least favorite human, and here are ten whole reasons why.

Dov Charney Sexualizes Teens

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Oh, this is a hilarious shirt. "Teens Do It Better." What do you think they do better? Homework? Baseball? Roller Skating? Oh, wait. This shirt paired with the half naked boy leads me to believe...oh dear. On, no. Does Dov know that it's illegal for grown-ups to have sex with teens? Someone better tell him before he gets into trouble.

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  • MDub2000

    So, are we saying “slut” is NOT a term of endearment, then, or?

  • Snarky_Amber

    Dude, I can’t believe you were able to cull this list to 10. THERE ARE SO MANY EXAMPLES OF HIS SKEEV.

  • http://squaresuperhero.typepad.com/ Lynnette

    Oh, man. That slideshow was like a wormhole of ICK.

  • KatiGardner

    I think I need to shower after just reading this.  He is super pervy/skeevy/icky.  I don’t even like driving past the store.  When one of my students told me she was going to go get her costume for our show there I told her that I would buy it if she would go ANYWHERE ELSE.  

    • KellyQuirino

      I AM SO SORRY GUYS

  • http://swanfeet.wordpress.com/ ladyphlogiston

    you know, when I was in college (I graduated in ’07) American Apparel was the way to go in my liberal, all-female, progressive college, because they treated their factory employees so well.  I have no idea why none of this ever came up.

  • DeniDee

    He might possibly be the grossest man ever.  On a side note, why does everyone spell “whoa”  W-O-A-H?  Like rhymes with Noah?  I see it EVERYWHERE!  It’s spelled WHOA.

  • Katyusha

    “He looks like he smells like the inside of an old baseball hat.”
    OMG, YES.

  • DianaCLT

    Shove a leotard down our throats?  I must be looking at the picture wrong, because it looks to me like he’s trying to shove it UP our girly bits and INTO our asscracks.  Blargh.