No doubt Demi Moore has had a pretty rough go of it for awhile now. A cheating snarfnugget husband, the whole world finding out about your cheating snarfnugget husband, an overdose, the whole world finding out that you overdosed on freaking whip-its, rehab, etc.
But now Demi Moore is back, out of rehab and focusing on what’s really important: her daughters. Well, I mean. I assume. Behind the scenes, maybe. In public, it’s all about her Twitter account, which has been sadly dormant since early January. And which, sadly, still bears the surname of her cheating snarfnugget husband.
Yesterday she decided to crowdsource for a new Twitter handle:
Oooh, decisions! Of course, part of me (okay, most of me) is wondering what’s wrong with I dunno, @demimoore or something. (The current @demimoore account has been suspended, and I would assume is probably available for a power-user like Demi to easily snag and verify.) (She has almost FIVE MILLION FOLLOWERS, my GOD.) But I guess she wants something a bit less obvious? Something interesting? Clever?
(Fact: I was just about to mention Ashton Kutcher’s weird Twitter handle of @aplusk and how I had no idea what that was all about, then took 20 seconds to Google it. And learned that it’s his initials, as in A plus K. And now I feel dumb. MOVING ON.)
Piers Morgan offered his (vaguely creepy) suggestion, which Demi politely rejected:
Oy, that guy.
Anyway, what SHOULD Demi’s new Twitter name be, moppets? Since it’s such an important issue and all, I am personally stuck on the suggestion of @42. Because the answer is always 42.
In other Demi news, E! has a photo of her first public appearance since rehab, the launch party for The Conversation, which she executive produces for Lifetime.
No snark, she looks ADORABLE. Absolutely goddamned adorable and lovely. Your loss, Snarfnuggets.