This prom season, you don’t need to undress to impress!
Dirty, Slutty Prom Gowns! For Shame, Young Ladies.
It’s prom season, and teen queen magazines are once again featuring super slinky, butt-hugging dresses with scandalous cut-outs and the most not-quite-but-almost-nude exposure this side of Vegas or an Olympic ice dance competition. Girls! Please! A little mystery and come-hither modesty will go a long way to enticing your date to dance with you through the end chorus of "Free Bird." And once the deed is done in the back seat of his mom’s minivan, believe me, you’re going to be thankful for a few more yards of fabric to ward off the cold, hard rays of morning light. With that sobering (and don’t drink and drive) thought in mind, I present the 2012 Un-Slutty Prom Dress Guide. Taking cues from popular television and this summer’s soon-to-be-blockbuster movies, you can be fashion forward, not fleshy floozy.
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