Listen, we all know that Hollywood has some pretty adorable, well-dressed, and ridiculously-named offspring. But I don’t think we’ve been spending NEARLY enough time discussing the furry children living with the stars. Because if there’s anything to be made of Coco’s existence on this planet, it’s to be made aware that dog owners are parents, too!
No, but really, let’s start this week off properly by looking at some cute stuff. And, ah, maybe some tequila?
1. Sauza Fireman & Kitty Cat
Surely you’ve seen this Sauza bartender/fireman/hunka-hunka-burnin’love by now, right? And his wittle baby kitten sidekick?! DO YOU SEE IT SHAKING? DO YOU? I’m, ah, talking about the kitten. Mostly.
::dumps bucket of ice down pants::
2. Ryan Reynolds & Baxter
And, in case you were fairly certain that Ryan Reynolds could not get more swoon-worthy, I’m here to show you that you have been missing something. And his name is BAXTER. Is it *so* wrong to wish I were an *actual* bitch right now?
I’m asking for a friend.
3. Ryan Adams & Mr. Cat, Theo.
You can learn a lot about celebrities on Twitter, and one thing I’ve come to realize is that Ryan Adams, rocker and husband to Mandy Moore, is really just a crazy cat lady trapped in hipster clothing. Dude is OBSESSED with cats. It’s really quite endearing. But also slightly disconcerting if you so much as glance at his Twitter stream. Pro tip: If you want to get RTed by Ryan Adams, tweet him a picture of your pussy.
4. CeeLo & Purrfect the Cat
Even if you didn’t watch The Voice this year, chances are that you’ve heard of CeeLo and his fluffy white kitty. That feline even has her own Twitter stream!
I don’t think I’ve ever fallen for such a short, chubby man before. Must be the cat. And his baller watch.
5. Ryan Gosling & George
Ryan is so close with his pal, George, here, that he often brings him along on the plane when he has to travel. George even made an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and for some strange reason, Master Ryan had given him a mohawk. He’s like a couple of bad reviews away from appearing on Hoarders or something.
6. Miley Cyrus & Mary Jane
Miley Cyrus is practically a walking ASPCA commercial. I think that Sarah McLachlan song even follows her around. She started off with one or two dogs, and then went to WalMart (wtf?), where she spotted a stray. She took that one home and named it Happy. Then she saw this dog, pictured above, and rescued her as well. Her name is Mary Jane. (I really hope these were actually homeless pets and Miley isn’t running around thieving animals from back yards.) Also: how convenient is that dog’s name?! Next time she gets accused of being a stoner, she can just blame it on the puppy.
7. Paris Hilton & … dear god
…surely those dogs can’t be BREATHING in there. Where is Miley Cyrus when you need her, for Pete’s sake?!
8. Justin Timberlake & Buckly, Brennan, and Billy
Thank goodness these two didn’t split. I can’t imagine these boxers and pit bull mix would’ve handled the news very well.
9. Ashleigh Butler & Pudsey
Did you hear about the dog that won Britain’s Got Talent? How embarrassed must those runners-up feel, amirite? Apparently this dog dances with his owner. Like, on two paws. Pretty amazing, I must say, but I wonder if the other Pet Parents call her a Tiger Mom.
10. Sauza Fireman & Kitty Cat
Oh, I’m sorry…what? Did I post this one already? Lemme just see that clip at the 15 second mark again…ERMAHGERD CUTEDEATH.
I think it’s obvious which my favorite is. How about yours? Or, was there a Pet Parent I should’ve added to the list?