Confessions Of An 80s Atari Queen


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Gaming hit giddy heights in the 80s. My sisters and I were allowed to play the Atari whenever the hell we wanted to. Sometimes all day, cans of coke and boxes of Chicken Crimpy snacks our constant companions.

The day our stepfather brought our Atari home, was a very happy day indeed.

Pac-Man, Pitfall, Space Invaders—we were experts of them all. The graphics were cutting edge. Quickly setting ourselves up as a league of experts in our chosen gaming fields, our prowess branched out to GameBoys or, “Game & Watch” devices. One sister had Donkey Kong, the other Oil Panic.

I had Mickey.

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He caught the eggs.

Words cannot express how good I was at this game. I became one with Mickey’s basket. My nine-year-old thumbs would tap the buttons furiously, pre-empting the eggs as they came hurtling down. A master. Literally, the top of my game. My Mickey Game & Watch had a little metal stand that I’d flick back to prop up, to double as my alarm clock all through primary school.

I wish I still had it – there’s one selling on eBay with a current bid of $2000. *blink*

Classmates would soon begin to talk of a new kid in town: Sega.

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This ain’t no disco. Or Atari.

My sisters and I were not swayed. We moved ahead with new Atari treats such as Defender, Frogger, and my one true love: Chess.

It wasn’t until I hooked up with a die-hard, Sega-loving boyfriend in the 1990s that I really appreciated Sonic the Hedgehog for the fun, zippy little guy he is. And Tails! A barmaid at the pub I was living in, my lunch breaks were spent furtively trying to foil Dr Robotnik’s evil plan, eating calamari, and chain-smoking cigarettes.

Then nothing. My gaming ways were like a sleeper cell, ready for a resurgence at any time. Finally, as soon as my stepson turned ten, I was game enough to game again. Having eased him in with some Bugs Bunny Time Machine on an original Playstation, we moved on to Rayman, Ratchett and Plank, and Daytona. I soon lost him to Call of Duty: Special Ops.

The discovery of Super Mario Bros in 2008 quite blew my pregnant mind. Transfixed and horrifically addicted, I would play day and night.

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It’s a long way from Donkey Kong

So bright! So fun! My son was six years old, and we’d sit and take it in turns. The baby in my belly would flip at the sound of Mario defeating Bowser at the end of the castle. One day, I stood at an ATM punching the keys and the baby started flip-flopping around like a performing seal. Because he thought the sound of the beeping keypad was the music at the end of a level, like some kind of in-utero Mario-infused Pavlov dog.

The day I sat on the couch with my son looking on as I took his DS Mario Bros all the way to the eighth castle? That was a big day. He still talks about it. “Remember when you won the whole game for me, mum?”

My youngest is now four years old, starting his own illustrious gaming career. Current toddler favourites in our house are Hulksmash, Jetpack Guy, and some ninja-cutting fruit thing. I have absolutely no problems with my children being gamers, so long as they’re also doing a sport.

I do miss the good old days. Availability of games online has changed the scene forever.

Which is why I need this iPod dock.

 

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Never forgotten.

 

How about you … Atari or Sega? XBox or Playstation? DS or Gameboy?

 

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About Edenland

Eden Riley has a dark past. She blogs at Edenland and lives near Sydney, Australia. She's a writer, mother, stepmother, idiot, derby girl. Eden once waited seven hours to meet Bono. She'd wait even more to meet Eminem but do NOT call her Stan. Her children breathed a new life into her. She has red hair and went to too many schools. It's hard to be her friend. Eden has a dark past dark past let her show u it.



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  • http://twitter.com/momofnandn Dawn Feakes-Lange

    Actually…Intelevision. I was a master of Burger Time and the horseracing thing.  And whatever the Intelevision version of Space Invaders was. Though I also loved being at my friend’s house in the 80s where we would sigh over Christopher Atkins in ‘The Pirate Movie’ and play Pitfall and SNAFU on her Atari while sucking down Capri-Suns. Ah, youth.

    • http://www.edenriley.com/ edenland

      Dawn I don’t know what Capri Suns are. But I want one.

      Was Intelevision the first version of Atari? Imma have to investigate.

    • TariC

      Intellivision here too! So glad to know my family wasn’t alone. I still have it around here somewhere.

  • HeatherMSM47

    My brother got the original Nintendo when I was 5 and I have been hooked ever since. Even now when someone talks about how there used to be no saves during certain games, my blood pressure automatically skyrockets. Duck Hunt will also always have a special place in my heart

    • http://www.edenriley.com/ edenland

      No saves. NO SAVES. Oh my heart … how could I forget? The pressure.

  • Jenn T.

    I had the bouncing babies Game & Watch. So fun, and so disturbing. The Super Nintendo was my one true love. All the Mario Bros. games and Klax. Oh, Klax. How I loved you.

    • Tasterspoon

      My dad got me Bouncing Babies for PC and it was a good combination of stressful/satisfying because, you know, life or death for the little babies!  

      My favorite at-home game was Pitfall (we didn’t own it, we rented it for I think $2 a week from the video store – I always found it entertaining that the illustrations on the package were so vivid and detailed and then the game rendition of the same characters was just a vague handful of pixels); my favorite arcade game was Q-Bert.  Some years later when I saw the big, animated version of Pitfall in an arcade it blew my socks off.  But there will always be a special place in my heart for Decathlon, which was a game for PC that my brother and I played for months of our lives.  It all came down to how quickly you could run by hitting a-s-a-s-a-s-a-s-a-s for 800 meters.  (It was one game I really had to play with my brother because otherwise you were up against Bruce Jenner, and there was no way to beat Bruce Jenner!  How times have changed.) 

    • http://www.edenriley.com/ edenland

      I have never heard of Bouncing Babies. Or Klax! We need some kind of convention for this stuff.

  • NinaN2

    I still love to pull out the old Super Nintendo and put on  Super Mario World 3.

    • http://www.edenriley.com/ edenland

      I would pay a lot of money to get our original Atari back. My kids would laugh those lame pixels right off the screen … but I wouldn’t care.

      • DianaCLT

        My brother still has our original Atari and dozens of games…and it still works! Pisses me off he has it…why don’t I get it? :-

  • Michaela C Fivefrogsblog

    Love this post! Our house has 2 DSs, Playstation, Xbox, Wii, iPhone, iPad and several PCs. All have games.
    Mario Kart on Wii is my fave but I am pathetic.
    Give me a PC strategy game, or Diablo, any day!!
    Xx

    • http://www.edenriley.com/ edenland

      Michaela I salute you! We have a PS3, Wii, PS2, DS, and PSP2.

      *bows*

  • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

    Is that Atari dock really a thing? Because ohmahholyhell, I want one.

    I used to close my eyes and see Space Invaders behind my lids.

  • Suzie

    Geez I’m so old I can remember the game you hooked up to the TV and you had to hit the ball, like tennis.
    And of course, the good old Vic20.
    Happy days.

  • denyse

    Oh my, I had forgotten about Mickey the Game and Watch thingy. I am sure our kids had them…and I recall its cute features. (children of the 1970s & 80s are my kids). I now have Ipad, Iphone, Macbook, and have had DS. I love games but not too much about killing..I know, wuss. My hub’s best memory of computers when we thought we were the best parents ever…buying the family a commodore 64. Oh how he loved the games he’d play with the kids. One in particular was BombJack and he asked me over & over why there is not BombJack anymore..or even an app. I’ve looked. There isnt. Memories. *sigh* Denyse x