It’s Like You’re Photoshopped! 10 Six Packs To Get Your Motor Revved


Some weekdays, even that third cup of coffee can’t get you going. Do you know what I’ve found to be an excellent stimulant, though? The carefully crafted bodies of some of Hollywood’s more sculpted specimens of man. From True Blood‘s Alcide and Jason Stackhouse to Ryans Gosling and Reynolds, here are some of the men we love to objectify.

Chris Hemsworth

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The Thor star could probably use a little bronzer or self-tanner, but who cares? And maybe this alabaster complexion is all right after all—it makes him look like he was cut from marble. Hot damn.

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About Snarky Amber

Snarky Amber pursued a degree in interdisciplinary studies in order to obtain a well-rounded perspective, which she now uses to make fun of people who make more money in a week than she stands to make in a lifetime.



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  • MightyHunter

    What, no pictures of the actor who plays (played)  Kal Drogo? I’m disappointed in you.

    • Snarky_Amber

      OMG, how could I forget Jason Momoa? 

      • http://lisasff.wordpress.com/ lisa

        Stargate Atlantis shots are nice too, just as many six packs, much less facial hair :D

        • Snarky_Amber

          I like beards. That bearded dude upthread is my boyfriend. :)

          • http://lisasff.wordpress.com/ lisa

            Beards are good too. It’s great of him to make sure all bases are covered :D

  • http://twitter.com/thegrumbles the grumbles

    I don’t want to rain on the man parade, but Mario Lopez is about 4 feet tall. So he may look good shirtless, but now imagine he has the diminutive size of, well, me. And then imagine him riding a miniature pony, just for fun. Good.

    • Snarky_Amber

      I don’t give no care. He can stand on a step ladder.

  • SuzyQuzey

    Nice roundup! How about a female version? Equal opportunity, and all that.

    • Snarky_Amber

      Next month perhaps. :)

  • MDub2000

    I don’t know who some of these guys are. I should run through the sideshow again. For educational purposes, you know.

    • Snarky_Amber

      RESEARCH. *nods*

  • http://www.facebook.com/jsmagic01 Bj Pearce

    JASON MAMOA IS A GOD!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jsmagic01 Bj Pearce

    in the “Gods” category, how could i have left out Ryan Gosling?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jsmagic01 Bj Pearce

    the “God” parade could go on and on: sam worthington, hugh jackman, javier bardem, etc. that list could go on forever.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Man, Brad Pitt in “Fight Club” gets me every time.

    • Snarky_Amber

      THOSE LATS, OMG. Notgonnalie, the unhinged psycho thing is also a little hot. I’m aware of my issues and I’m working through them.

  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    I concur with SuzyQ about doing a female version. Pretty please!

  • Goodieb

    Thank you for getting my day started off on the right foot! :)