Lock the front door and get out the crossbow, they’re coming for our daughters.
Whatever you do DON'T INVITE HIM IN
With True Blood's season 5 premiering this Sunday, I'm in full-on vampire mode. TV's heartthrobbiest vampires always seem to be lurking around scooping up the prettiest available teenage girls. What's with these guys!? Can't they find any nice girls their (our) age?! Like we parents don't already have enough trouble with regular teenagers and their rivers of raging hormones, let's add some blood and gore to an already messy process. Here's who you need to keep an eye out for when your daughter's prom date comes a-knocking.