In her public apology, Kristen Stewart referred to her affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders as a “momentary indiscretion.” Maybe time works differently in KStew’s universe, because apparently a “moment” is actually around six months in normal earth time. According to family and friends of Liberty Ross, wife of Rupert Sanders and definitely not president of the KStew Fan Club, the affair has been going on for quite a while. Ross’s brother Leopold asserts, “It was from the last half of filming and all through post-production, clear into last week,” when photos of the two lovers swapping spit made their way into US Weekly.
Apparently Ross is reconciling with her husband for some reason (this is not his first indiscretion), while Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend of three years, has moved out of their shared home and refuses to speak to his Twilight co-star and former girlfriend. But can we please take a moment to focus on the real victims here—I mean, of course, poor Summit Entertainment. They are beside themselves. See, they were really counting on whoring those two emo kids out on press junkets and publicity events before the release of the final installment of the interminable Twlight saga. First The Hunger Games steals their thunder and now this? Is there a ribbon or a rubber bracelet we can wear to show our support as they work through this dark time?
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And in further Robsten dramz, new reports from the ever-present “sources close to” indicate that Rob was preparing to pop the question to Kristen. Brace yourselves for a few more tearful fan reaction videos when the Twihards get a hold of that little chisme.
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Time out!
Zack Morris is married now—and not to Kelly Kapowski. Mark-Paul Gosselaar got hitched this weekend to his very tall advertising-exec fiancee, Catriona McGinn. It’s Gosselaar’s second marriage and McGinn’s first. Gosselaar has two children from his previous marriage.
The newlyweds married in a California vineyard and are honeymooning in Italy, where they plan to “eat their asses off.” My experience with Italian food is that you generally end up eating your ass on, if you feel me. (Pasta goes straight to my backside).
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Katie Holmes had a hot date Friday night…with her lawyer. Okay, so they had dinner and she kissed him on the cheek. And his wife was there so nothing actually happened. Dude, given how fast he worked out her divorce, I wouldn’t blame her if she blew him right there in the restaurant, in front of his wife. It’s called gratitude. I mean, divorce settlement reached in ten days? That guy is a freaking WIZARD.
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ”stars” Dr. Paul Nassif and Adrienne Maloof have filed a legal separation. I’m sorry, I can’t even pretend to care about what happens to anybody on a show that starts with “Real,” unless it happens to someone from the first three seasons of Real World.
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