‘The Man of Steel’ Teases Us Twice With Superman – Maybe Just When We Needed Him


I think it’s fair to say that most of us, over this past weekend, were of two minds.  There was the one mind, that just wanted to curl up in the fetal position on the couch, hug our kids/pets/beloved household objects, and watch the news as we fight despair and the notion that there are some unimaginably monstrous things in this world.  Then there was the other mind that knew how important it was to take a deep breath, muster all of our strength, and go back out into the world, refusing to be held hostage by fear.  At least that’s what I tried to do this weekend when my wife and I pulled ourselves away from the news and went out to see The Dark Knight Rises.

Bane1 The Man of Steel Teases Us Twice With Superman   Maybe Just When We Needed HimI’VE ALSO BEEN TALKING LIKE BANE ALL WEEKEND. I FEAR MY WIFE MAY LEAVE ME.

However, before the movie started, another familiar character appeared on the screen and I found myself smiling more than I was prepared to this past weekend.  That’s right, I saw one of two teaser trailers for next year’s Man of Steel.  Superman returns…again…hopefully for good this time.  Here are both trailers:

TRAILER #1

TRAILER #2

Now, I know what you’re thinking:

“Uh, how would a young Clark Kent have a red cape when he would be the first superhero ever to wear a red cape in such a fashion?”

NOT NOW NERD VOICE!  I have no need for you!  What I meant to say was, no, you’re not crazy and I didn’t mess up the video embedding, both of those trailers were visually identical.  The difference was in the voice overs.  The first one features Kevin Costner, who plays Superman’s adoptive father, Jonathan Kent, and the second one features Russell Crowe who plays Superman’s biological father, Jor-El (which is also Jerry Seinfeld’s ATM pin code).

seinfeld superman 600x361 The Man of Steel Teases Us Twice With Superman   Maybe Just When We Needed HimSay, Superman, what’s the deal with Bizarro?  Good is bad.  Up is down.  What?  Is?  THEDEAL?!

Now, I know this is just a movie that’s still over a year away.  Trailers are designed to make us irrationally excited for movies.  There’s still a whole year for this movie to get over-hyped, possibly spoiled, and scrutinized to the point that the magic will be sucked out  before the first reel starts playing.  But seeing Superman and hearing his fathers express their hopes and belief in him gave me a boost I didn’t realize I was going to get this weekend.

Henry Cavill on the Man of Steel Set 10 The Man of Steel Teases Us Twice With Superman   Maybe Just When We Needed HimObligatory picture of super-junk…for the ladies.

Clearly, Man of Steel is going to try to give us a very human approach to the world’s greatest hero.  But more than that, it looks like it’s trying to hit all of the right notes on why Superman is such a prominent part of our modern mythology.  Truth, justice, doing what’s right no matter what the cost.  The notion that we get to decide how we can best affect the world and that it’s on us to make sure that we do what’s best for our fellow man.  It’s nurture, not nature, that can make all of the difference.  Yes, Superman can be corny.  Yes, he can be a difficult character to relate to, seeing as how he’s an all-powerful Space-Jesus.  And, yes, I wish I lived in a world that had Superman.  To have a presence that could always catch us, no matter how far we fall, would be pretty damned nice, if you ask me.  But there is no Superman.  It’s on us to be heroes to each other.  When one of us falls, it’s on the rest of us, ALL of us, to help pick them back up.  To quote Marlon Brando’s Jor-El from 1978′s Superman, “They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be.  They only lack the light to show the way.”

marlon brando jor el superman The Man of Steel Teases Us Twice With Superman   Maybe Just When We Needed HimAnd then, Marlon Brando ate this baby.

So, seeing even just the briefest glimpse of Superman gave me a much needed and surprising burst of catharsis after a tough weekend.  What about you?  Does the Man of Steel strike a chord with you?  Or has Superman never been your cup of tea?  Ever see a trailer that completely made your day?  Or do you just wish they’d start the movie already?

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About Joe Lyons

Joe Lyons, aka SweetMonkeyCreek, likes to write funny things from his compound in Pittsburgh, PA. When he's not writing stories, plays, or founding secret societies, Joe works tirelessly on his weather machine, which he promises is not for world domination...even though there is an alarming amount of evidence indicating that it is.



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  • Tyskkvinna

    I *love* Superman, I always have. Those trailers are beautiful and have me hugely excited for it. I think wee little Sup has a red cape because he was playing in his mother’s laundry lines, btw…

    Those are some of the best trailers I’ve seen in QUITE a while. Wow. I can only hope the movie is just as wonderful but considering the team that made it I think we will be in for a glorious, wonderful ride. (If we can manage to hide our eyes from the MEDIA SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS between now and then and ruining every surprise)

  • Snarky_Amber

    I myself have never understood the appeal of Superman. I found him such a goody goody, and I sort of feel like he’s a little too super. I like self-made superheroes.

  • Hallie Smith

    I love Superman too, and I’m so worried. He is *supposed* to be a goody goody, he’s the eternal optimist, and after watching what Nolan did with Batman, I fear the amount of darkness and grit he might try to throw into Superman. Superman isn’t supposed to be gritty. He’s supposed to be the world’s greatest Boy Scout.

    • http://www.actclassy.com/ SweetMonkeyCreek

      I agree it’s a fine line to walk between”realistic” and “gritty”. Hopefully, Man of Steel can make Superman relatable, but not overly dark.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rbrothershopkins Rebecca Brothers-Hopkins

    Superman is cool and all, but hugely one-dimensional to me. I prefer my heroes flawed, which is why I am excited for the Man of Steel. I think heroes are more powerful when they are relatable and vulnerable, as opposed to all-powerful and practically immortal.

  • die Frau

    Here I was, getting all misty-eyed at your penultimate paragraph, and ended up howling with laughter at the caption “And then Marlon Brando ate this baby”. Thanks for both.

    (Plus I got to use the word “penultimate”. We’re all some kind of nerd.)

  • http://twitter.com/PetCobra Jason Avant

    I seriously geeked out over the trailer (saw the Russell Crowe version in the theaters, and it’s my favorite of the two). The sonic boom? Awesome. Hoping that this takes a cue from (arguably) the best Superman story ever, Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely’s amazing “All-Star Superman”. Morrison said that (paraphrasing here) ‘Superman’ is an act, and the Metropolis ‘Clark Kent’ is an act – the real guy is the Clark Kent of Kansas, always trying to do the right thing for humanity knowing that he’ll never really fit in with us.

    And now I’m off to never get laid again.

    • http://www.actclassy.com/ SweetMonkeyCreek

      Dude, All-Star Superman is one of the best things ever. Probably a little too “silver-age” for average audiences, but they should try to capture the book’s spirit.

  • Liana Lloyd

    But…but…why are they using the music from Fellowship of the Ring? From the scene where everyone’s crying after Gandalf fell into the abyss of Khazad Dum??? That’s sad music! I can’t feel excitement for a movie when the music is taking me to a sad scene in a different movie.