Should you find yourself in London for the 2012 Olympic games, here are some suggestions as to how to approach the British celebrities you will encounter while on holiday (which is Britain for “a longer vacation than we Americans could ever hope for.”)
Queen Elizabeth II
Of course you're bound to run into the Queen at some point during the games. That's just a given. And doesn't this picture just scream, "Approach me, peasant!" So, go on then. Don't be shy. But the old girl is getting on in years, so you may want to up the volume when you say, "GOOD DAY TO YOU, YOUR MAJESTY. I BELIEVE ONE OF YOUR CORGIS JUST FELL INTO THE THAMES. WILL YOU BE ATTENDING THE CANOE SLALOM?"