As fall approaches, some new TV shows are putting out their promo posters. I’m officially excited. I mean, how could you not be, when the first thing you see after dealing with the drop-off line at school is this?
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM! Oh, wait, my bad. I didn’t mean to leave marks. Shhh…it’s alright. Just go with it.
Um…YES PLEASE! I do want. All of the times. I’m not even sure what the show is about, but I’ll be tuning in. EYE CANDY NOMZ! That guy? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus! Okay, let’s stop drooling and get some information.
Arrow is basically like Batman, but with Stephen Amell, and oh-my-aren’t-we-thankful. NOMZ. Oh, I’m sorry, did I repeat NOMZ over and over? Well, NOMZ. AGAIN. DON’T JUDGE! Destiny really does leave a mark. A hot one. With gorgeous abs and eyes. Bam. Thank you, Destiny!
Next up, we see Emily Owens, MD.
Aww! She’s nervous! How cute! And with the butterflies? You guys are SO original.
The premise of this show seems a bit overdone. I mean, for real? Med student, going through her residency, finding out about life, leaving her awkward past behind her? There have been movies and shows like this before, and the poster isn’t helping any. You guys, COME ON! I know you’re one of the more junior networks out there, but I had hope for you five minutes ago. Why did you have to ruin it for me?
We’ll have to see if it’s any good, but someone who cares more will have to fill me in. Oh, and it stars Mamie Gummer, whoever that is (actually, apparently she’s Meryl Streep’s daughter).
Lastly, I saw this one, and I have to admit, I lost all the faith that Arrow gave me.
OHAI knock-off Bella and Edward. Nice to see you’ve made up. Wait, are the knock-offs cheating and broken up too? I NEED TO KNOW!
CW’s new show, Twilight, err, I mean Beauty And The Beast, stars Kristen Stewart Kristen Kreuk and Robert Pattinson Jay Ryan. Damn, I just can’t get my shit together today.
It’s a remake of the ’80s show, and will be led in by The Vampire Diaries, which sets a lot of people squee-ing all over the place.
All shows are set to debut in October on the CW. You’re welcome.
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