One of the OG Bonds, Sir Roger Moore, recently claimed that he never kept track of the number of ladies he
boned romanced. Chew on that for just a minute…we’ll wait…
It surprises no one to learn that Roger Moore was a total ladies’ man. He was James Bond after all. What’s interesting is how, in the same breath he used to divulge the fact that he is so much a ladies man that he “lost count” after a while, he emphasized that it most likely slipped his mind because he’s such a gentleman.
In terms of chivalry, there’s not much of it oozing from a statement wherein you claim you’ve boned an epic shit ton of women, yet don’t remember how many because you’re such a gentleman. For ALL THOSE BITCHES you porked, it’s safe to assume that being forgotten or lost track of probably doesn’t seem very gentlemanly. Keeping your mouth shut about your sexcapades, on the other hand? Now that’s a prime example of How To Be A Gentleman In The 21st Century.
Let’s go ahead and chalk it up to good ol’ 007 getting up there in years. It’s obvious his filter is slowly drifting into oblivion and that he may currently be on the prowl for a canteen-fill.
I’d be very, very interested to have all the Bond’s of yore chime in on this one. Or share their number. Or, you know, pork me and forget about it by morning…like true gentleman.