Former Bond Portrayer Roger Moore Never Kept Track Of The Ladies


One of the OG Bonds, Sir Roger Moore, recently claimed that he never kept track of the number of ladies he boned romanced. Chew on that for just a minute…we’ll wait…

It surprises no one to learn that Roger Moore was a total ladies’ man. He was James Bond after all. What’s interesting is how, in the same breath he used to divulge the fact that he is so much a ladies man that he “lost count” after a while, he emphasized that it most likely slipped his mind because he’s such a gentleman.

Screeeeeeeeeech!

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Moore…Roger, more please.

In terms of chivalry, there’s not much of it oozing from a statement wherein you claim you’ve boned an epic shit ton of women, yet don’t remember how many because you’re such a gentleman. For ALL THOSE BITCHES you porked, it’s safe to assume that being forgotten or lost track of probably doesn’t seem very gentlemanly. Keeping your mouth shut about your sexcapades, on the other hand? Now that’s a prime example of How To Be A Gentleman In The 21st Century.

Let’s go ahead and chalk it up to good ol’ 007 getting up there in years. It’s obvious his filter is slowly drifting into oblivion and that he may currently be on the prowl for a canteen-fill.

 

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Seductive or Not Seductive? Exceptionally NOT!

I’d be very, very interested to have all the Bond’s of yore chime in on this one. Or share their number. Or, you know, pork me and forget about it by morning…like true gentleman.

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Look how many fucks Sean Connery gives, ma.

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Jessi Sanfilippo is a former member of the radio industry turned vessel of The Human Being. Living and barely breathing in the doldrums of Satan's Armpit, or "Arizona" for the layman, she rids the world of mundane drivel with nonsensical obscurities on her site, shuggilippo.



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  • DianaCLT

    Sean Connery has such an extreme nostril that I keep thinking it’s a mass of dark nosehairs.

    • http://twitter.com/shuggilippo Jessi Sanfilippo

      You could easily get lost in the abyss of his right nostril.

      “Tie a rope ’round my ankles, ma! I’m goin’ in!”

      • DianaCLT

        Take a machete. I am still not convinced there isn’t a dark nosehairy thicket in thar.