Rihanna’s “Complete Woman” Tattoo

09/10/2012 12:00 pm by

Last night on Twitter, Rihanna revealed her newest tattoo via Instagram.

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Rihanna Tweet: “Goddess Isis- Complete Woman – Model for future generations- #GRANGRANDOLLY – always in and on my heart #1lo”

That would be Rihanna’s hand and arm. Covering Rihanna’s breasts. So that folks can take a gander at Rihanna’s new tattoo without having a gawk at her nipples.

Nice ink.

Sources who keep track of these kinds of things say this is tattoo number 18. Rihanna tweeted that the tattoo is of the goddess Isis and is in remembrance of her grandmother who passed away this past July.

According to Wikipedia, Isis is “worshipped as the ideal mother and wife as well as the patron of nature and magic. She was the friend of slave, sinner, artisan and the downtrodden, and she listened to the prayers of the wealthy, maidens, aristocrats, and rulers.”

Rihanna’s grandmother sounds like she was a great lady. I’m wondering what she would have thought of her granddaughter showing her ta-tas on the Internets, but then again, this isn’t Prince Harry we’re talking about, is it?

I’m not going to read too much into the part of the Isis story where the goddess’s lover dies, a rival god chops the dead lover’s body into fourteen pieces, a crab eats the dead lover’s penis, and after Isis makes him a new penis out of wax and gold, the dead lover comes back to life. But it gets one to wondering whether Badgalriri might identify with the “complete female” goddess herself. I mean, she does sort of have a say in whether or not the public forgives Chris Brown  for what happened in the past, thus restoring a piece of his manhood.

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“I love that story about the goddess and the lover being chopped up and the penis being eaten by a crab. Hey, you all know even though we kissed at the VMAs, Rihanna and I aren’t dating anymore, right? Just sayin’.”

 

Isis also cut off her hair in mourning over her dead lover. Before magically crafting a new penis for him.

 

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It’s all probably nothing. Just me speculatin’ on a hypothesis, as they say. This is what happens when you have too much time on your hands and the most exciting thing going on in your life is a tire rotation and oil change on Tuesday.

In other news, Piers Morgan dissed Rihanna’s new hair cut on Twitter, and this is what she had to say:

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Grow a dick, indeed. Don’t mess with Isis.

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  • NinaN2

    I just keep looking at the pic of her short hair, and think, wasn’t it always short??? Looks awesome! Love the tattoo too!

    • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

      You know, I was thinking the same thing…well, that it’s been all different lengths, yes? But so many people – including Piers Morgan – were making such a hoopla about it online yesterday that I thought, “Hmmm. Must be a different kind of short.” I mean, yeah, it’s pixie which may be shorter/different. I think it’s cute.

      I have a huge Polish face that doesn’t do well with pixie haircuts, but I envy them so.

    • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

      Drat! Interwebz ate my comment!

      Yes, I was thinking the same thing. But so many people online were making such a big deal about her short hair, I figured maybe I was missing something?

  • DianaCLT

    I LOVE her hair short. It’s adorable. When it was long? She looked like anyone else. WTF, Piers Morgan? Not much to look at, yourself, and you’re picking on a beautiful women with a sexy and awesome ‘do? Tattoo is beautiful, too, in spite of lovers being chopped up and prosthetic penises being made out of wax (wouldn’t the wax have melted into a funky lump when the hot gold was poured over it???).

    • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

      I know! What was Piers Morgan getting at? Anyway, in further Tweets, he said he was getting a bunch of grief over his Tweet to Rihanna, and after her “suggestion” to him, she offered to be interviewed on his show. :-)

  • Tyskkvinna

    I dunno, my grandmother would have supported both the tattoo and showing it to the internet… if that’s what I wanted.

    • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

      My grandmother owned a bar and drank me under the table at my wedding. Which I think makes her “different”. However, I also don’t have a very good gauge of what’s normal for other grandmothers. I hear they are either very persnickety about etiquette or cause fist fights at bingo.

  • Snarky_Amber

    It’s a gorgeous tattoo. Though I can tell her you’ll pretty much never see it again after you hit 30, Riri.

    • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

      LOL!