Last night on Twitter, Rihanna revealed her newest tattoo via Instagram.
That would be Rihanna’s hand and arm. Covering Rihanna’s breasts. So that folks can take a gander at Rihanna’s new tattoo without having a gawk at her nipples.
Sources who keep track of these kinds of things say this is tattoo number 18. Rihanna tweeted that the tattoo is of the goddess Isis and is in remembrance of her grandmother who passed away this past July.
According to Wikipedia, Isis is “worshipped as the ideal mother and wife as well as the patron of nature and magic. She was the friend of slave, sinner, artisan and the downtrodden, and she listened to the prayers of the wealthy, maidens, aristocrats, and rulers.”
Rihanna’s grandmother sounds like she was a great lady. I’m wondering what she would have thought of her granddaughter showing her ta-tas on the Internets, but then again, this isn’t Prince Harry we’re talking about, is it?
I’m not going to read too much into the part of the Isis story where the goddess’s lover dies, a rival god chops the dead lover’s body into fourteen pieces, a crab eats the dead lover’s penis, and after Isis makes him a new penis out of wax and gold, the dead lover comes back to life. But it gets one to wondering whether Badgalriri might identify with the “complete female” goddess herself. I mean, she does sort of have a say in whether or not the public forgives Chris Brown for what happened in the past, thus restoring a piece of his manhood.
Isis also cut off her hair in mourning over her dead lover. Before magically crafting a new penis for him.
It’s all probably nothing. Just me speculatin’ on a hypothesis, as they say. This is what happens when you have too much time on your hands and the most exciting thing going on in your life is a tire rotation and oil change on Tuesday.
In other news, Piers Morgan dissed Rihanna’s new hair cut on Twitter, and this is what she had to say:
Grow a dick, indeed. Don’t mess with Isis.