Sorry, guys, but you knew this would happen: proof that something that sprang from Kelsey Grammer is cooler than you.
Tossed salad and blows to my pride.
Kelsey Grammer’s three-month-old daughter, Faith, accompanied him and his wife Kayte to the Playboy Mansion for a Halloween party last Saturday evening, where the infant was likely exposed to the “sexy” version of every costume known to man.
(Still working on Sexy Frasier.)
Kelsey explained that, as a breastfeeding baby, Faith needs access to the ol’ cans on the reg, which is why they decided to bring her along to the party instead of leaving her with a sitter/Hollywood-style wet nurse who probably comes standard with every celebrity baby born at Cedars-Sinai. Personally, I LOVE how the media is trying to make the Grammers seem like terrible parents for bringing baby Faith with them to a party where, according to Kelsey, she “slept as her ears were covered the entire time and we left shortly after midnight.” But let’s all make a big stinking deal about it anyway because it’s not our baby and that means we’re entitled to judge.
My friends, have you been around a three-month-old baby? They’re pretty much cool with anything as long as there are clean diapers, food, and snuggles nearby. And although Kelsey Grammer is something of a jackass weirdo*, it’s not like he was letting naked ladies do body shots off Faith’s belly in the grotto. Plus, all this noise about the baby is distracting us from the real issue at hand: THAT FUCKING FRASIER CRANE IS GETTING INVITED TO PARTIES AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION, WTF HEF?!
*Grammer wrapped up his statements about Baby’s Night at the Manse by saying “The world is round. All our eyes are blue. Happy Halloween and Cock-a-doodle-doo!”
HOKAY THEN.
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