In the final week before the new season of American Horror Story, fans have got another cocksuckingly delicious tidbit to suck on. Showrunner Ryan Murphy teased that none other than the great fucking Ian McShane will join the cast in the asylum. No hint as to whether it’ll be a single-shot straight to the eye or his own story line , but I can confirm that pussy will be half price for the duration of his appearance.
If you have no idea why we’re graphically discussing ladies of the night (or if you didn’t notice because you know me) let me change your life for the better. Though Golden Globe winner Ian McShane has had an illustrious career with many roles, he snatched the heart of TV fanatics, pulled down his pants, and had his way with us as the no-good cocksucking motherfucking Al Swearengen on HBO’s Deadwood and shit yo, he ain’t never gunna live that awesomeness down. Ian McShane is a great actor, to be sure, but he’ll go down in history as one of the west’s most loveable/hateable characters.
[I'll stop right here and say that if you haven't yet seen Deadwood (circa 2004-2006) you need to stop what you're doing right now. Call your boss up, tell him/her you vomited boiling meat down your shirt, order the seasons from the library, and go straight home to your TV. GO. The day they cancelled Deadwood the world stopped spinning and the universe went dark. TV GODS, thy name is INJUSTICE.]
In a totally different, less vulgar way American Horror Story frightened/intrigued us into submission when it debuted last year. The original premise could have been either completely awful or pretty entertaining, and as the season went on it proved itself to be the latter, so much that hey, we officially recommend it. We’ve been biting our nails and chewing our lips in anticipation of its return this fall, geeking out over the season two promos, and we’re finally in the home-stretch to whatever madness awaits us in the proverbially rebooted nut house.
Anticipation is already high, and now Ian McShane and American Horror Story? Two great tastes that taste great together. October 17th. Tuck in.
BECAUSE TODAY JUST GOT A LOT MORE AWESOME.