Ian McShane Is Coming To An ‘American Horror Story’ Near You

10/11/2012 11:00 am by

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In the final week before the new season of American Horror Story, fans have got another cocksuckingly delicious tidbit to suck on. Showrunner Ryan Murphy teased that none other than the great fucking Ian McShane will join the cast in the asylum. No hint as to whether it’ll be a single-shot straight to the eye or his own story line , but I can confirm that pussy will be half price for the duration of his appearance.

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If you have no idea why we’re graphically discussing ladies of the night (or if you didn’t notice because you know me) let me change your life for the better. Though Golden Globe winner Ian McShane has had an illustrious career with many roles, he snatched the heart of TV fanatics, pulled down his pants, and had his way with us as the no-good cocksucking motherfucking Al Swearengen on HBO’s Deadwood and shit yo, he ain’t never gunna live that awesomeness down. Ian McShane is a great actor, to be sure, but he’ll go down in history as one of the west’s most loveable/hateable characters.

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[I'll stop right here and say that if you haven't yet seen Deadwood (circa 2004-2006) you need to stop what you're doing right now. Call your boss up, tell him/her you vomited boiling meat down your shirt, order the seasons from the library, and go straight home to your TV. GO. The day they cancelled Deadwood the world stopped spinning and the universe went dark. TV GODS, thy name is INJUSTICE.]

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In a totally different, less vulgar way American Horror Story frightened/intrigued us into submission when it debuted last year. The original premise could have been either completely awful or pretty entertaining, and as the season went on it proved itself to be the latter, so much that hey, we officially recommend it. We’ve been biting our nails and chewing our lips in anticipation of its return this fall, geeking out over the season two promos, and we’re finally in the home-stretch to whatever madness awaits us in the proverbially rebooted nut house.

Anticipation is already high, and now Ian McShane and American Horror Story? Two great tastes that taste great together. October 17th. Tuck in.

BECAUSE TODAY JUST GOT A LOT MORE AWESOME.

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About Jamie Jamerson

Jamie, aka The Grumbles, cries every day that an update on the cast of My Monkey Baby isn't released. Her tears could fill a river of regret. She blogs at Grumbles and Grunts.

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  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Swearengen! LOVE! Cannot wait!!

  • Shellbelle486

    I did not watch Deadwood. Although, I am adding it to the Netflix queue right now. And honestly, can’t even remember what I’ve seen Ian McShane in but all I know is he is damn hot. He is old enough to be my father, maybe my grandfather but dear Baby Jesus the man is fine.

    • http://twitter.com/thegrumbles the grumbles

      look, I bought you a present – http://www.yuchtar.com/Ian/McShane6.jpg

      • Shellbelle486

        And then Christmas came early. Also, I got so caught up looking at Ian I forgot to say that I already can NOT wait for AHS to come back but this took my excitement to a whole new level.

      • HeatherMSM47

        WHOA!

  • Peggasus

    He started being awesome in the ’90s (?) BBC series ‘Lovejoy.

  • Natalie Jenkins

    I love Ian McShane, and think he always plays the guy you
    love to hate. I believe he is going to appear in at least two episodes of “American
    Horror Story.” I’m so excited for this show to begin that I got some of my
    co-workers at DISH ready to watch the new season. The fact this year takes
    place in an asylum, makes it available for more scares. I set my Hopper to
    record the premiere. There is a ton of DVR recording space so I will have
    enough room to capture the whole season. I can’t wait to see Jessica Lange as
    she takes on the role of a scary nun.

  • http://twitter.com/_Biscuit_ Biscuit

    i DID NOT KNOW THIS. I AM YELLING NOW. I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU.

  • LeanneP

    “cocksuckingly delicious” This! I read the entire article just because this was so awesome. (And, also a massive DW fan and still only part way through AHS S1. It scares me!)