It goes without saying that Justin Bieber has more fans than adults will ever be able to comprehend. Most parents generally wince and accept defeat when their kids beg and plead for his CDs, posters and whatever other crap merchandise has been made with his likeness. Unfortunately, parents who accompanied their children to Justin’s show on Saturday night got a little more than they bargained for.
During the opening night of his “Believe” tour in Glendale, AZ, the Biebs finally did on stage what most adults (and musicians with any sort of talent) want to do when they hear his music; he spewed. Blew chunks. Ralphed.
That’s right. See those girls on the right in that photo? Those turned out to not be the greatest seats in the house. Unless you’re into vomit. Then…I don’t have words for you.
There’s video evidence of this as well. I’ve watched it enough times while writing this post that I really don’t need to see it again. EVER. So, watch at your own risk.
Apparently Justin had enough speed to get off the stage the next time he got sick. When he returned, he asked the crowd “Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?” and the crowd screamed with delight. Did you hear that? EVEN A VOMITING BIEBER IS BETTER THAN YOU.
So, what really was the reason for the upchucking-antics at his show?
Lol indeed, Biebs. Using the comedic lyricism of Anchorman is hilarious!
But seriously. Milk? Milk made you spew on stage?
This does not bode well for milk marketing boards across the country.
It’s okay, milk. I’m sure Bieber still loves you.
As for Justin, he tweeted an Instagram photo of himself lying in bed recuperating after his rough evening, which sent his fans into a frenzy of “i love you” and “you sexay!” responses. One fan even replied “i like when you throw up XD.”
These are the future decision makers of our country, people.