Kim Kardashian Pays $2000 For Mermaid Wig; Baller Kanye Wears Striped Shirt As His Costume


Well, well, well. Halloween is a mere two days away, and the first weekend of costume parties is behind us.

I know what you’re all thinking – just WHAT did super-cool-celeb couple Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dress as?

A mermaid and a sailor. DUH.

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Good one, Kanye.

Rumor has it that Ms. Booty spent around $2,000 for that wig. TWO THOUSAND DOLL HAIRS.  That dress doesn’t look like she pulled it off the rack at TJ Maxx either. For me, that would have been a decision made like this:

“Hmm, I really should keep saving up for that root canal so I can use the teeth on the left side of my head…but that wig! IT LOOKS SO REAL! I’LL WEAR IT ALWAYS! (or just tonight!) DECISION MADE. SCREW CHEWING.”

I’m sure Kim’s decision making went more like this:

“…”

(hands over credit card)

As for Kayne…really? I mean – I get it. You’re cooler than this whole costume thing. Go ahead and dress in things you already have.  I mean, there’s sailors, and then there’s SAILORS.

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I mean, am I right, ladies?

Just kidding. Sort of. I don’t want to see him in this. Ever. But it’s nice to know they make “sexy” costumes for men too, right ladies?

Or even this one. JUST TRY A LITTLE, KANYE.

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Yeezy the Sailor Man. Has a ring to it, no?

Later Kim tried her hand at being a zombie mermaid.  iPhone flashes can be a bitch.

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Brainssss….I have no BRAIIINNNSSSS.

In case you wanted to see what a REAL blonde wig looks like. Look no further than yours truly, circa 2005.

 

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Classy, classy bitch.

That wig? Cost me $28. I was supposed to be Donatella Versace. Apparently a very pale Donatella Versace. Now I know I was influencing Kim Kardashian’s outfit choice nearly eight years earlier.

Did you see any celebrity costumes worth mentioning? For better or worse?

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About Jenna Marie Bee

Jenna, aka Mrs. Jenna, lives in Minneapolis and bows to the altar of Prince and the New Power Generation, as required by Minnesota law. When she's not being mom/wife/employee of the year, she blogs at Blogged Bliss and gets her Twitter on @jennamariebee.



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  • http://twitter.com/shuggilippo Jessi Sanfilippo

    Oh Kimye! Can we just agree to throw them both into the ocean and “forget” where the lifesaver’s are located on board the ship? Please?

  • http://twitter.com/redheadedwitch Siobhan

    We can only hope that she was unable to walk and had to waddle around all night just like Donna Martin when she dressed as a mermaid.

  • http://twitter.com/poobou Cindy W

    I just look at her skirt that tight and think… what if she had to pee?

    • http://twitter.com/jennamariebee Mrs. Jenna

      Can we assume she’s had some sort of cosmetic surgery so she doesn’t have to take part in such simpleton activities?

  • http://twitter.com/Avath Avath

    To be fair, Kanye’s shirt probably cost $5000 (although, again to be fair, he probably got it for free).

  • NinaN2

    Confession: totally went and checked out the “costume” website…..

    • http://twitter.com/jennamariebee Mrs. Jenna

      OMG-EWW. (j/k I totally did too.)

  • DianaCLT

    DONATELLA VERSACE! THAT’S EXACTLY WHO I WAS THINKING OF!…when I saw KK’s nasty-ass wig, that is. (I hyphenated, so nobody would think she bought a nasty ass-wig.) Donatella, as filthy rich as she might be, always looks like she could use some major TLC (that’s Tender Loving Care, for those who were just wondering what The Learning Channel has to do with this) for her hair.

  • Tyskkvinna

    I think the costume duo is kind of cute.

  • http://twitter.com/thegrumbles the grumbles

    that wig picture of you is A-MAZING.

    • http://twitter.com/jennamariebee Mrs. Jenna

      Amazingly frightening? YES.