Well, well, well. Halloween is a mere two days away, and the first weekend of costume parties is behind us.
I know what you’re all thinking – just WHAT did super-cool-celeb couple Kim Kardashian and Kanye West dress as?
A mermaid and a sailor. DUH.
Rumor has it that Ms. Booty spent around $2,000 for that wig. TWO THOUSAND DOLL HAIRS. That dress doesn’t look like she pulled it off the rack at TJ Maxx either. For me, that would have been a decision made like this:
“Hmm, I really should keep saving up for that root canal so I can use the teeth on the left side of my head…but that wig! IT LOOKS SO REAL! I’LL WEAR IT ALWAYS! (or just tonight!) DECISION MADE. SCREW CHEWING.”
I’m sure Kim’s decision making went more like this:
(hands over credit card)
As for Kayne…really? I mean – I get it. You’re cooler than this whole costume thing. Go ahead and dress in things you already have. I mean, there’s sailors, and then there’s SAILORS.
Just kidding. Sort of. I don’t want to see him in this. Ever. But it’s nice to know they make “sexy” costumes for men too, right ladies?
Or even this one. JUST TRY A LITTLE, KANYE.
Later Kim tried her hand at being a zombie mermaid. iPhone flashes can be a bitch.
In case you wanted to see what a REAL blonde wig looks like. Look no further than yours truly, circa 2005.
That wig? Cost me $28. I was supposed to be Donatella Versace. Apparently a very pale Donatella Versace. Now I know I was influencing Kim Kardashian’s outfit choice nearly eight years earlier.
Did you see any celebrity costumes worth mentioning? For better or worse?