Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Had A Baby While You Were Sleeping


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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green welcomed their first child together on September 27th but no one really seemed to notice until she made a public announcement via Facebook yesterday.

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.

Soooo that pretty much sums that up. I wonder if she paid Zuckerberg $7 to promote it to all her friends?

After scads of swirling egg-meets-sperm rumors this year the pair finally confirmed her pregnancy back in June, or so they claim because I seem to have missed that completely and now BOOM HA HA HA it’s baby Noah! I was probably doing something more pressing like cleaning my refrigerator or checking out my own legs. Noah Shannon Green appears to be a nominal human infant and all is well.

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Oh. Huh. Yeah I guess that DID happen.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were married in 2010 and Green has one older son Kassius, now age 10, from a previous relationship with Vanessa Marcil. While the couple’s relationship was something of a scandal when it began (Green is 13 years her senior), it’s since been relatively drama free and they appear from the outside to be rather dull upstanding citizens. Mazel Tov.

Since Fox’s original burst of spankbank power in the first Micheal Bay Transformers, she’s slowly dropped off the radar and now appears to be the star of something called Jonah Hex, a movie I’ve never heard of and don’t care about. She also starred in Jennifer’s Body that one time, which I watched in my living room with my brother-in-law and his girlfriend and was an unmitigated pile of schlock. Anyway, I assume she does lots of nice things with her free time.

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I just thought I should put this here for… posterity.

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About Jamie Jamerson

Jamie, aka The Grumbles, cries every day that an update on the cast of My Monkey Baby isn't released. Her tears could fill a river of regret. She blogs at Grumbles and Grunts.



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  • issascrazyworld

    So when two people that no one cares about anymore have a baby, no one cares? Shocking. ;)

  • http://twitter.com/notsuperjustmom Miranda

    It’s bad that I can’t stop staring at her boobs, right? Because that’s why no one saw her stomach.

  • TheNextMartha

    She is unfairly gorgeous. But now hopefully with stretch marks.

    • http://twitter.com/thegrumbles the grumbles

      I have always thought she was the super hotness. She looks no less hot pregnant. Jerk.

  • Suzanne @bebehblog

    To be fair, Jennifer’s Body was WAY better than the Transformers movies. Although the hairball my cat threw up this morning is also better than the Transformers movies, so it’s not exactly a high bar. p.s. Boys named Shannon will ALWAYS make me think of Mallrats. Poor kid.

  • lexa

    Everyone always talks about how hot she is-and she is, oh yes, she is–but what about him? That man is CRIMINALLY handsome.

    • DianaCLT

      He is, actually. But can any of us look at him and not be reminded of his role as a nerd on 90210? I mean, yeah, probably the younger audience. But I still see him as….David, right? I think that was his name. So it seems awkward, somehow, to acknowledge his hotness. Or perhaps: inspiring? He’s come a long, hot way, after all.

      • http://twitter.com/MamaKaren Karen

        I can acknowledge hotness of former geeks with no problem at all. I, after all, was around for a “Can’t Buy Me Love” Patrick Dempsey and NPH as Doogie Howser. So, bask in the hotness!

  • Tyskkvinna

    I saw this online earlier today, randomly, and definitely had a moment of “Wait, she was pregnant?!”

    This year Hollywood babies seem significantly lower on the general radar than previously. That’s good, probably.. the hype was getting a little crazy.