Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green welcomed their first child together on September 27th but no one really seemed to notice until she made a public announcement via Facebook yesterday.
We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.
Soooo that pretty much sums that up. I wonder if she paid Zuckerberg $7 to promote it to all her friends?
After scads of swirling egg-meets-sperm rumors this year the pair finally confirmed her pregnancy back in June, or so they claim because I seem to have missed that completely and now BOOM HA HA HA it’s baby Noah! I was probably doing something more pressing like cleaning my refrigerator or checking out my own legs. Noah Shannon Green appears to be a nominal human infant and all is well.
Oh. Huh. Yeah I guess that DID happen.
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were married in 2010 and Green has one older son Kassius, now age 10, from a previous relationship with Vanessa Marcil. While the couple’s relationship was something of a scandal when it began (Green is 13 years her senior), it’s since been relatively drama free and they appear from the outside to be rather dull upstanding citizens. Mazel Tov.
Since Fox’s original burst of spankbank power in the first Micheal Bay Transformers, she’s slowly dropped off the radar and now appears to be the star of something called Jonah Hex, a movie I’ve never heard of and don’t care about. She also starred in Jennifer’s Body that one time, which I watched in my living room with my brother-in-law and his girlfriend and was an unmitigated pile of schlock. Anyway, I assume she does lots of nice things with her free time.
I just thought I should put this here for… posterity.
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