Never Can Say Goodbye, Girl – 4 Farewell Scenes

10/18/2012 2:00 pm by

Today is my last post at MamaPop.

Okay, so I wrote that, and then I may have hidden in the bathroom and cried for a minute or 60 before continuing. MamaPop has been my writing home on the internet for more than four years. I don’t just think of Tracey and Amy as my bosses—they’re my big sisters. I consider all of our writers and many of you readers to be dear friends. Quite honestly, I do not know how to do this, except to turn to the only way I know how to deal with sad things: emotional torture on YouTube.

Never Can Say Goodbye, Girl 4 Farewell Scenes

This is basically what I look like right now.

So here are some of the most gut-wrenching farewells I could find to express how much I’m going to miss this place.

Golden Girls 

Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion. BTW, there is a little Farewell to Bea Arthur at the end of this clip just to dig the knife in even further.

Cheers 

Sam and Diane say goodbye. Diane says she’ll be back in six months, but Sam knows better.


 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Evil Angel plans to open the gates of hell, and the world will end if he succeeds. Buffy is finally ready to kill Angel, but then Willow’s spell restores Angel’s soul. With the portal opening and Angel’s death being the only way to stop it, Buffy must slay the love of her life…with a kiss. (Starts at 6:00)

 

Six Feet Under

This list would not be complete without the gut-wrenchingest goodbye ever on television: Claire leaves the Fisher home to go to New York and then everybody dies. I start crying when Claire tearfully thanks her mother, Ruth, for giving her life, and then I don’t stop until about 5 minutes after the credits roll.

 

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Bye, you guys.

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  • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

    Goddammit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=635682430 Jason Avant

      This.

    • Snarky_Amber

      That Golden Girls clip? That’s seriously exactly how I feel. I love you guys so so much. *sob* SHUT UP! No, YOU’RE CRYING!

  • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

    But….but….no. Do. Not. Like. Do. Not. Want.

    • Snarky_Amber

      I got a great new job that will demand a lot of my time and has a no-conflicts stipulation. It’s really hard to leave, but this job is a huge opportunity for me.

      • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

        Congratulations! Will you still be able to leave snarky comments here and elsewhere on teh interwebs?

        • Snarky_Amber

          Absolutely. :)

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=635682430 Jason Avant

        And a well-earned, much-deserved one at that.

      • pgoodness

        Good luck!!

  • Lexa

    Sadness. You will be missed.

  • http://twitter.com/happyphantom Krispy McGrumpypants

    Stupid onions, making me cry *sniffs*

    Good luck with everything :)

  • DianaCLT

    But we looooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuu…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Who will jump huge tangents with me? Who will get distracted by shiny objects with me?!

    Okay. Self-pity: over. I wish you all the bestest things the universe has to offer. I know you wouldn’t leave MamaPop land and all its vast goodness without some serious pondering. We all know you don’t take this departure lightly. You are loved, Snarky. <3

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      She’ll still be around in comments, guys. WON’T YOU, AMBER? *sob*

      • Snarky_Amber

        Of course! I am MamaPop 4 LIFE.

  • http://twitter.com/jennamariebee Mrs. Jenna

    Salty ocular discharge…WHY WON’T IT STOP!

  • ErinTDN

    Good luck to you! I hope the new endeavor appreciates your sarcastic humor as much as the readers here did. Sniff…

  • http://www.avitable.com/ Avitable

    So sad!! MamaPop will not be the same without you!

  • NinaN2

    What???!? No!!!!! Serious sad face over here :(

  • http://www.thebeautyfromchaos.blogspot.com/ jill (mrschaos)

    Um…I’m a little sad about this. But congrats to you, girlie. I’ve loved reading your posts here. Really.

  • http://twitter.com/shuggilippo Jessi Sanfilippo

    Sonuvabitch woman. We’re going to miss you. Hard. Like with boners and stuff. Which is totally weird.

  • SuzyQuzey

    Hrmph! This is no good, very bad news for us. For you? Mazel in your new job!

  • MollyGMartin

    DECLINE. *misty*

  • http://www.facebook.com/rbrothershopkins Rebecca Brothers-Hopkins

    No! Big congrats on your new job, but I will totally miss your posts. Am as sad as when Fred died on Angel.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=525936928 Ed Horch

    Aww, prairie shit. :( Thanks for all the great articles!

  • Mommypsych

    I rarely comment, but am a faithful reader. Your snark will be greatly missed, but I wish you all the best with your new job.

  • alimartell

    Oh my sad Dawson, you will be missed around here. I’m so so so happy for you though!

  • HeatherMSM47

    Well….damn! I leave work early and look what I missed! :) Good luck on the new job

  • http://twitter.com/Avath Avath

    Why is this happening to us?

  • erin

    You’ll be missed!

  • http://www.amalah.com Amalah

    Fuck this fucking shit.

  • Alex

    :( Best wishes in your new job!

  • Laurinda P

    Aw, this really sucks for us! {{HUGS}} all around…

  • http://profiles.google.com/kemi.like.chemistry Kemi Sutton

    Oh, Amber, I’m really going to miss you! You are my favorite MamaPop writer! Please tell me there is a blog or some other vehicle I can use to follow your writing. (In a completely healthy, non-stalkerish way, of course…) :)