Hollywood, just like everyone else I know, seems to be procreating at an alarming rate. All those freshly grown heads in their Bentley-lined blankets are ripe for a snuffing and eagerly await their first pre-chewed birdfeeding sesh. Let’s catch up on the newest additions, shall we? I keep getting older and babies stay the saaaaame age.
Drew Barrymore and husband Will Kopelman welcomed their first child, Olive Barrymore Kopelman, on September 26. Alert the baby police, we’ve got ourselves a freshie! Little Olive is healthy and happy and all that jazz, and since the new parents are requesting privacy I’ll shut up about it now. Big congratulations to one of the only child-stars to make it out alive and semi-sane, now go get some rest.
Nick and Vanessa Lachey proudly showed off their son Camden on Twitter two weeks after his birth. Both Vanessa and Nick have been gushing sopping mushy love notes about parenthood so far (and a handful of photos) in a buttressed castle made of cupcakes and cotton candy dreams, so if you’re into that kind of thing you should definitely hop on their Twitter boat and fill up your fluff meter. (If that’s not your flavor you should stay far, far away. I won’t reveal what camp I’m in, but my nickname for my son as an infant was “hey you, baby” so I think we all know where I stand on oogly-shmoogly talk.)
Giuliana Rancic and her husband Bill welcomed their very anticipated new bundle August 29th via surrogate and they’ve been entrenched in blissful diaperhood for the last month getting their footing. They shared “official” photos that you can pick up on the newstands but, come on, it’s way more fun (and real) to see the candid moments like little baby Edward Duke with his Dad, fresh out the bath. Smooch smooch.
Malin Akerman is pregnant, and before you go google who that is, I’ll help you out- she’s Constance from Rock of Ages/Silk Spectre from Watchmen, etc. etc. etc. She and husband Roberto Zincone made the announcement early so they could spring the news themselves before the press inevitably outed them. Baby Akerman demands fries, burgers, and mac & cheese. Baby Akerman is obviously wise beyond his/her years.
(And Snooki had a baby that one time. Yeah.)
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