Some of you may not know this, but, months ago, I began a grassroots Twibbon campaign. It was the morning of July 25, 2012, and KStew had just publicly apologized for sucking on Rupert Sanders, confirming both her infidelity and the downward spiral of my emotional state. I hear RPatz was kinda pissed, too.
As was this chick.
Anyway, the Twibbon campaign didn’t catch on, exactly, but that didn’t phase me. I continued to root for these two lovebirds like my sad, pop-culture-and-internet-centered life depended upon it.
Today, all my prayers were answered with a telescopic lens:
The two were snapped in this intimate moment at Kristen’s new house. If you recall (how could you not?), the two HAD been living together until the cheating scandal erupted. At that point, Robert Pattinson moved out, lived in his car, and got drunk at country bars until his heartache was sufficiently assuaged. Their joint home was sold or turned into a shrine or something, and Kristen moved into this place with her newly single mother.
Rumors of their reconciliation started to reach critical mass last weekend when Robsten were spotted at a pub—unironically named Ye Rustic Inn—but since no spit had been confirmed as swapped, most of us were still left on the edge of our seats.
Thank god I can finally relax this weekend. I’m going to give my Twibbon Campaign staff a much-deserved holiday.