Tom Hanks Makes A Big Bleeping Mistake On Good Morning America

Well, good morning, America and other countries of the world who have seen the mega faux pas of Tom Hanks fuck-bombing his appearance on Good Morning America this lovely Friday morning. What’s that? You didn’t catch his slip up? Well slap my ass and call me a leprechaun, today is your lucky day, because I gift unto you the unedited faux pas from Mr. Hanks:

I can picture every single person on the set, haphazardly shuffling about, while the voices in their FCC-whipped brains are shouting, “DUMP BUTTON! DUMP BUTTON! WHERE IS THE DUMP BUTTON?!” Granted the dump button would have done the Good Morning America producers no good since their feed was 100% live, 0% delay, as Tom mentions after his verbal swear-vomit. All future feeds of the show worked a bleep into the segment which is lame and boring, but regulation states… Also? Thank goodness for the interwebs.

This whole thing reminds me of a few other favorite celebrity “I Totally Just Fuck Bombed” moments. Like that one time Jenny Slate made mega waves in one of her premiere skits on Saturday Night Live. Her post-realization-of-the-fuck-bomb face is pretty fucking priceless.

I’d like to think that if I were into any brand of acting, I’d surely be slipping up all the time. Or I’d just need to err on the side of caution and only audition for parts as sailors or straight up, foul-mouthed motherfuckers. I could just pull a Jon Stewart and get all the fucks out of my system by winning an Emmy. That’d be pretty fucking boss, too. The censors caught this bad boy before letting it grace our beautiful TV screens, but here is where we can revel in the wondrous beauty of the internet, folks.

There have been loads of these celebrity gaffes and these were only a few in recent years. I must say that I do love having an excuse (as if it being Any Day That Ends In Y isn’t enough already) to litter a post with the word “fuck”.

What are some of the most memorable celeb fuckeries that leave you warm and fuzzy in your loins?

P.S. Post Fuck-Word Count: 11

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