WTF ARE YOU (NOT) WEARING, Lea Michele?

10/16/2012 1:00 pm by

Glee star and oft-rumored diva Lea Michele attended ELLE Magazine 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration last night.

Wearing this.

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The “dress” is designed by Zimmerman and I’m kinda guessing it was intended to be lined in some way but no-ho-ho, not for Lea Michele. Linings are for old ladies!

This entire look, complete with facial expression, looks like it belongs to Amber Waves in Boogie Nights.

Sweetie, we get that you have very nice legs and you’re proud of them, as well you should be! Those are some nice stems. But when you’re going to, like, a red carpet function, don’t you think it’s kind of more appropriate to wear clothes where we can’t all tell what foundation garments you have on? It’s not that it isn’t a lovely corset, kiddo, it’s just not really what we meant by “evening look.”

Seriously, Lea, consider pants. Or a skirt with an (opaque) hemline that falls at least a few centimeters below your vagine?

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  • http://twitter.com/JenO_Eh Jen O.

    Also, why is she orange?

    • Snarky_Amber

      She needs to fire EVERYBODY. Whomever did her hair, her makeup and can-tan, the stylist who picked that dress and didn’t insist on a lining, the red carpet coach who told her that’s a good face to rock for pictures. FIRE. EVERYBODY.

  • Judy P

    Plus the fact that she looks SO. OLD. Dear Lea, you are young and beautiful. I’m sorry if that’s such a hard row to hoe, but maybe if you embraced it instead?

    • crabby appleseed

      I mean, SERIOUSLY. She looks like she’s trying to channel Sophia Loren. Who is, of course, a beautiful woman. And also something like eighty years old.

      She’s also not the first celebrity I’ve seen try out that weird knock-kneed stance. I totally don’t get it.

      • Snarky_Amber

        I think people think it makes their thighs look slimmer. It just makes you look like you need to go potty, kiddo. Just…stop.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=525936928 Ed Horch

    Great success! Sexy time!

    • http://www.sweetney.com Sweetney

      SNORT!

  • DianaCLT

    What’s going on with her right leg?!? Does she have to go potty??

    I shall name her right leg the Reverse Jolie.

    • Snarky_Amber

      You need to trademark that shit.

      • DianaCLT

        Ooh! Great idea! Too bad it’s like $5k just to trademark something. :-/

  • Sarahrhit

    Her poses are so awkward.

    • Snarky_Amber

      Right? And the parted BJ mouth? WHY?

      • DianaCLT

        Is that a parted BJ mouth? Who in the hell is she B—ing and why is he shaped like that!?

  • SuzyQuzey

    This girl tries SO HARD to be sophisticated and glamorous, but it just never works.

    Lover her shoes, though.

    • Snarky_Amber

      I would like the shoes more if her feet looked less tortured in them.

  • http://www.thebeautyfromchaos.blogspot.com/ jill (mrschaos)

    I can’t even notice her dress because of her make-up. Gross.

    • Snarky_Amber

      It’s head-to-toe-bad.

  • http://twitter.com/randomthursday melley

    When historians describe this time period in celebrity fashion, they will caption it “Consider Pants.”

    • Snarky_Amber

      Alternately: “WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amy-Corlett/1097844595 Amy Corlett

    I wonder if the knock-knee’d thing gives a nice silhouette when worn with, you know, CLOTHES. That can’t be seen through.

  • Tyskkvinna

    Incidentally, I recently saw a grown woman who I could no longer label as “young” wearing a shirt that was basically the same as this thing… in basically the same manner, except her brassiere was neon purple. Who does that? Under any circumstances? And who does it in purple? As least Lea Michele stuck to black, I guess.

  • http://twitter.com/Avath Avath

    It looks like she botoxed her face to complete paralysis. Maybe she had a stroke and now her left side is paralyzed, hence the awkward arm position and WTF leg? Also, her make-up sucks (my god, right under her eyes she is WHITEWHITEWHITE)

  • http://twitter.com/thegrumbles the grumbles

    she looks 94.

  • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

    As Tom & Lorenzo said, OF-FUCKING-COURSE.

    She is the #1 reason I don’t watch Glee anymore. She makes me stabby.