Halloween Is Not Lost Because Rihanna And Lady Gaga Went As The Sexy Version Of The Sticky


Lady Gaga Went As Sexy Weed For Halloween

In the grand tradition of Whorrloween, Rihanna and Lady Gaga opted for The Sexy Version when they squeezed the few body parts they decided to cover into their costumes this year. You know, the uber-popular for 2012 weed costume that, ugh, so embarrassing, like everyone else was wearing at your neighborhood block party. Though, I have to [...]

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Sit Together: LET’S TALK ABOUT IT


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If you recall, the Hollywood equivalent of Moses parting the Red Sea (the reconciliation of Robsten) happened a few weeks ago thanks to my Twibbon campaign, and I’ve been basically floating through my life ever since. And as we get closer to the release date of the final Twilight installment, things are only. getting. better. [...]

Britney Spears’ Imaginary Manager Sam Lutfi: Case Dismissed


Britney-Spears

The trial of the century month fortnight is over, kids.  BBC and HuffPo confirm that the case brought against Britney Spears by her former “manager” Sam Lutfi has been tossed for insufficient evidence.  Lutfi claimed he was owed millions from his gig with Brit Brit, a cool 15% of what she earned from her 2007 release [...]

Serenity Now! Just Bring “Firefly” Back Already!


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Greetings, Browncoats! (aka soopa-fans of Firefly - the all too short lived Joss Whedon sci-fi cult classic)  In this our month of giving thanks, Senor Whedon and The Science Channel are rewarding your fervor for the show by marking the 10th anniversary of its creation with an all day series marathon November 11th.  And if that isn’t [...]

Earaches, High-End Call Girls And The Endless Autumn Bender: Standard Charlie Sheen


Charlie Sheen

Another day, another two thousand dollars. #ThingsCharlieSheensDealerSays Say it ain’t so, right? Recent Tinsel Town rumors had Charlie Sheen hospitalized for drug issues, but it turns out it was just an ear infection that kept him off the set of Anger Management this past Tuesday. Which makes sense, you know. Because Charlie Sheen’s had ear [...]