Brad Pitt Shills Chanel No. 5, Jennifer Lopez Has A Clothing Line At Kohl’s: Are We Buying It (Them)?


Celebrities may make their fortunes by appearing in movies and television shows and making cameo appearances in music videos, but when they need a little more spending money, they turn to us – the bright eyed, totally adoring consumer.

Most recently, was Brad Pitt‘s poetic and mildly creepy commercial for Chanel No. 5.


From here on out, I’m going to associate Chanel No. 5 with being a little bit delusional and probably in need of a bath.  What the heck was that?  One of his half-asleep, made-up-on-the-spot bedtime stories for the brood? I feel like that video should end with a proper RickRoll.

And how about Jennifer Lopez‘s line at Kohl’s?  Clothing, accessories, bedding… all under the J. Lo. line.

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Why Kohl’s?  Do we believe that she’s an avid Kohl’s shopper and that this is right in line with her “I’m still – I’m still Jenny from the block” image?  Does she walk in with her 15% off coupon and buy 600 thread count sheets and a CrockPot?  Maybe she elbows you out of the way to grab the last pairs of long underwear for the twins? I don’t know.  Maybe?  Okay, probably not.

Same goes for Sarah Jessica Parker.  At 47 and with her Sex and the City resume, four Golden Globes, and two Emmys under her belt, are any of us buying the fact that she supposedly puts drugstore products on her skin?

 Brad Pitt Shills Chanel No. 5, Jennifer Lopez Has A Clothing Line At Kohls: Are We Buying It (Them)?

And, um, are we supposed to believe – as charming and down to earth Tina Fey is – that she colors her hair at home after Alice and Penelope have gone to bed?

“Hey, hon, can you grab the timer and set it to 12 minutes?  I’ve got my plastic gloves on and they’re covered in dye!”

 Brad Pitt Shills Chanel No. 5, Jennifer Lopez Has A Clothing Line At Kohls: Are We Buying It (Them)?
I almost want them to keep this up.  I’d love to see Olivia Wilde in grease-covered overalls going, “When I change my oil, I always use Pennzoil!”

Or like, Mary Steenburgen with a Pyrex pan full of tater tots, “I totally forgot about the church potluck, but thankfully I had Stouffer’s in the freezer!”

What do you think?  Do you like celebrity endorsements?  Do they seem like the real deal to you?

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  • heidi davis

    That Brad Pitt ad may be the worst and creepiest ad I’ve ever seen. I’d say I’m not a fan of celeb endorsements. We all know they’ve never even heard of half the stuff they’re promoting.

    • Roo Ciambriello

      Seriously. Next we’re going to see Miley Cyrus promoting Polident or something. Junk’s cray.

  • http://twitter.com/shuggilippo Jessi Sanfilippo

    I just spat my coffee all over the damn place at the Mary Steenburgen Stouffer’s endorsement idea. SOMEONE START WRITING THAT CONTRACT! I don’t buy that shit, but I would. I would buy all of it if that really happened.

    • Roo Ciambriello

      Yessssss tater tots 4 lyfe!!!

  • issascrazyworld

    I have to say, I crack up when I see an actress pimp at home hair dye. Uh yeah sure you use it.

    • Roo Ciambriello

      Or, like, Cover Girl concealer. Come on, you’re not kidding anyone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amy-Corlett/1097844595 Amy Corlett

    Jennifer Lopez could sell my dog and I don’t know if I’d buy. I can’t stand her and her perpetually half-opened mouth. Gaaah. She is so self-serious.

    • Roo Ciambriello

      Hahaha, don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got…

  • http://lauriemrauch.com/ Laurie M. Rauch

    Can we talk about the Lisa Rinna/Harry Hamlin Depends commercials? Even Harry Hamlin looks all ‘Why are we even doing this? Do we need the money that badly?’ in the commercial…

    • Roo Ciambriello

      Hahahahaha I must YouTube this.

  • DianaCLT

    Ummmm…what the frack has JFTB (Jenny from the Block, yo) done to her damn lips?!? That top one….it’s like she saw a mannequin, liked her appearance, and stole her lip.

    • Roo Ciambriello

      Maybe it’s just a bad Photoshop job? Maybe??

  • Snarky_Amber

    Celebrity endorsements of drugstore hair and beauty products have always elevated my eyebrows. *I* don’t even use drugstore shampoo and makeup, so why would someone like SJP? There is no way she is using anything cheaper than Clinique on her face.

    • DianaCLT

      *Slinks away, hiding drugstore makeup from Snarky Amber*