Taylor Swift talks to Cosmo about her *ahem* Relationships
With all that she’s accomplished in her short life, it appears that Taylor Swift is most proud of her ability to formulate an exit strategy. Hey, Taylor? How about funnelling the same energy into knowing when to get “into” a relationship? That’s where all the fun is, anyway. Maybe start a new career in booty-call songs, rather than sad break-up tunes.
Taylor would be well advised to start that soon, however. She’s pretty much clinched her reputation as being one who kisses and tells…er…kisses and sings. Any guy who’ll risk hooking up with Ms. Taylor has pretty much ensured he’ll be getting a a not-so-cryptic “You’re a douche bag” shout-out on her next album.
In the December issue of Cosmopolitan magazine, Swift says she’s “never wasted too much time with the wrong person and that’s the one thing I most proud of.” That’s the thing? The ONE thing? I guess top-selling albums, beachfront homes and magazine covers galore mean nothing.
Taylor, some advice: You’re 22. You probably still have a half-empty box of “Tween Size” tampons in your underwear drawer. Slow down, girl. Don’t burn yourself out for when your thirties arrive and break-ups become super fun because now you’ve got raging hormones and know how to hack Facebook accounts.
Taylor also says she wants “a bunch of kids.” This will be great for her career also, because she can release re-mixes of her popular songs and call them “We Are Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, Getting Another Hamster,” and “You Belong With Your Father.”
Angelina Jolie Wedding Dress Rumors, AHOY!
In “We All Do It But Let’s Attack Celebs For Identical Behaviour” news, people are criticising Angelina Jolie for wanting a one-of-a-kind wedding dress for her upcoming nuptials to Brad Pitt. Jolie is rumoured to have chosen designer L’Wren Scott to design her gown, going with someone “who is not obvious for designing wedding gowns,” according to a source.
Another source adds that Jolie and L’Wren are close friends and the style of gown should be easy for L’Wren to design and construct in complete secrecy, owing to the fact that the two women share the same physique. And yet another source says Angelina feels her friend is the one who “understands her body the most.” So I guess L’Wren is an alien from Planet Gorgeous.
(Aside: If you ever move to Hollywood, legally change your name to “Source.” Everyone will want to talk to you.)
Kate Moss… Oh, Kate.
Kate Moss talks to Vanity Fair for their December issue about her turbulent teen years and how they’ve had a lasting effect on her self-esteem right through to her adult years. So guess what, everybody? Once you take away the money, the drugs, the multi-million cosmetic company deals and the fame, WE’RE ALL JUST LIKE KATE MOSS!
Moss has done some questionable things in her past (Johnny Depp, snorting cocaine, Pete Doherty) but one feels for her after she reveals that she was pressured into posing naked at 16: “‘If you don’t do it, then we’re not going to book you again.’” Moss was told.
Not cool, fashion industry. Not cool.
Tell you what; make empire waistlines a thing again, and we’ll call it even.