So this happened:
I feel like it’s due time to intervene (especially because that’s where the thread ends…ERRONEOUS!) here, boys. We’ve seen our fair share of Celeb Battle Royale: Twitter Version over the past few years and they are always so…petty. I’ll be damned though if they aren’t fucking hilarious to watch and meme and laugh so heartily you question your post-childbirth bladder control you were certain you had in check. It’s great to see Twitter act as the adult playground (sans penis shaped see-saws and “Fallopian tube” slides, thankyouverymuch) for celeb feuds.
Now if I had to give these two each a time out for just being plain old hair-brained and idiotic about The Meeting, Don Lemon would have to stand with his nose on the wall in the corner for a few minutes less than Jonah Hill. Easy. He did the barely-above-sea-level higher road thing with the “just being honest” shtick. That’s not to say that if I were the practiced horrible disciplinarian I am that I wouldn’t be snickering behind my hand at Jonah’s “Didn’t realize you were a 12-year-old girl” dig. That shit is priceless. Because I was a 12-year-old girl once upon a time and these guys have NO FUCKING CLUE how far from catty, pre-teen girl this whole exchange was. There would be a lot more faux-origami folded letters written on college-ruled notebook paper that they’d keep in a shoebox under their bed indefinitely involved. And there is none of that because the internet is killing our children’s opportunity to stockpile their friend battles outside of the cloud. Ugh!
Though I’d like to think that Suri Cruise mirrors the exact reaction the collective universe has for this crap: