Justin Bieber’s Overalls’ll Make You Jump, Jump Off A Bridge

11/28/2012 1:00 pm by

Admission time: I’m a Belieber.

Let me explain.

I’m a Belieber in that no matter the level of a person’s success, bad fashion decisions, overalls in particular, are never appropriate. Ever. Especially not when you’re going to be meeting, oh, I don’t know, HEADS OF GOVERNMENTS!

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Thumbs up for pin stripes, one shoulder, and backwards hats, eh.

That’s Justin Bieber with Stephen Harper, the Prime Minister of Canada. The occasion for this photo op is Bieber’s acceptance of the Diamond Jubilee Medal which…sounds important.

I’m struggling to pin my outrage on the appropriate atrocity here, though. So okay, sure, they were meeting at a sports arena or something and Justin Bieber was canoodling with fans right before meeting the Prime Minister. However…HOW. EVER…I’m going to guess that this kid’s schedule is micro-managed like a mofo and his camp was well aware that there’d be a possibility of no wardrobe change between the two hand shakes. More importantly though: overalls. We can all agree that it’s a disservice to society to A) wear overalls after 1983 and B) manufacture overalls with the intent to sell them as real clothing after 1983.

Really? Was it not enough that The Biebs puked onstage at his tour kick-off? (Thanks again for giving Arizona some good news, brah.) Now he’s out to make mothers of the world shake their heads in disbelief that HE IS LEAVING THE HOUSE IN WHAT NOW?! TO MEET WHO?! I suppose I digress since he’s an adult now and can make his own decisions and blah, blah, blah…::places toddler’s Osh Koshs in the storage bin:: ::wipes single tear::

All that being said, this is all I see when I look at Justin Bieber in overalls:

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I even see the dove head. Even that weirdness, y’all.

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Jessi Sanfilippo is a former member of the radio industry turned vessel of The Human Being. Living and barely breathing in the doldrums of Satan's Armpit, or "Arizona" for the layman, she rids the world of mundane drivel with nonsensical obscurities on her site, shuggilippo.

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  • Danielletodd

    There is so much wrong with this, I don’t even know where to start…

    • shuggilippo

      Deep breaths. We’ll get you through this.

  • http://twitter.com/Avath Avath

    He looks like such a douche. It just seems to say “fuck you, prime minister!”, and if he really feels like that he should have just said “fuck meeting that prime minister”. That picture is going to be there FOREVER and he will look like a 12 year old douche forever in it. And I’m not saying that to insinuate the he looks very young, I just wasn’t aware that someone past 12 and non-pregnant wore overalls. Especially with those terrible boots. And hat. And that facial expression.NARRGHHH. ALSO, the photo makes it look like he’s sticking his hand inside the PMs jacket which is LOL.

    • http://twitter.com/shuggilippo Jessi Sanfilippo

      It amazes me how publicly attention whorey he’s been lately. You are an international pop star, mister. Simmer down with the “shock jock” stuff.

  • frogprof

    “Diamond Jubilee Medal”?! WTF FOR???

    • http://twitter.com/shuggilippo Jessi Sanfilippo

      A little digging tells me that it’s awarded for those who make “achievements abroad that brings credit to Canada”. Which, I have to say, The Biebs has indeed done for the great nation.

  • NinaN2

    Oh my goodness. I am so embarrassed for my nation right now.

    Where is that boy’s mother????

    • http://twitter.com/shuggilippo Jessi Sanfilippo

      My thoughts exactly! I love toques and maple syrup, but this?! ;)

  • http://lauriemrauch.com/ Laurie M. Rauch

    To give him credit, PM Harper tweeted right after that he’d told the Biebs he’d be wearing his overalls too, which was pretty decent of him. But, yeah, I too am a little bit ashamed of my country right now that the overalls was at all even something that happened…

    • shuggilippo

      I think PM Harper was a great sport about it and love that he or his SM team took to Twitter to have some fun with it. Biebs also razzed himself on The Twits for being a twit too.

  • Tyskkvinna

    I hope at the very least that stylist was fired.

    • http://twitter.com/shuggilippo Jessi Sanfilippo

      I will be shocked if I find out that there was a stylist involved here. THAT person should know best of all.

  • DianaCLT

    Bieber? Dude. I am NOT a fan. But my freshman year (1991) frat boyfriend called and asked for his only-hook-one-shoulder overalls back.

    (Yes. 1991. Remember that short-lived overall resurgence, when dudes thought they were cool for only hooking one shoulder? It was right before every SoCal frat boy started wearing baggy jeans, denim shirts, and brown leather braided belts. Or was this just a thing for Valley guys?)

    Oh. And Bieber? You’d better not start showing up in that other look, that I just mentioned up there. ^

    • shuggilippo

      Maybe I did have a pair of overalls in 1991 and only hook one shoulder. I was definitely not a Valley frat guy though…if I recall correctly. ;)

      • DianaCLT

        OH! I totally forgot…*I* had a pair of SHORTALLS (Short overalls) in ’91! And daaaamn, did I think my boyfriend and I were HAWT when we were dressed semi-matching.

        Did I mention he had a very Vanilla Ice ‘do, also?

        *Smacks self in forehead*

        • shuggilippo

          I had shortalls. And they were FLOWER PATTERNED! We all make mistakes. Terrible, horrible, never-to-be-spoken-of-until-the-internet-comes-around-decades-later mistakes.

        • shuggilippo

          Mine were shortalls AND flower patterned. You’re welcome for making you feel like less of a dumbass. It’s sort of my lot in life.