It’s happening already. I see it on Instagram and Facebook. It’s like people ENJOY mocking me for being perpetually behind the ball by sharing the fact that their holiday family pictures are already taken and ready for stuffing into foil-lined envelopes with those special holiday stamps and probably sealed with little snowflake stickers or some mess.
ANNOYING.
One of the many people on this bandwagon are the Kardashians, obvs. Their annual holiday picture is, for some reason, a Really Big Deal, and when Khloe, the black sheep Kardashian, was recently on Ellen, she revealed that–GASP–they use Photoshop on their pictures. (She also revealed a large portion of her left breast.)
(No wonder everyone hates you, K.)
Anyhoo, this was their picture last year (and if I remember correctly, I think it was controversial because Kris Humphries was not included). Or maybe it was because the photographer couldn’t get them to all look at the camera. Whichever.
Mason’s all, “MORE SWAGGER PEOPLE, JFC.”
Since they have yet to reveal this year’s image, I thought we could have some fun and help the Kardashian Krew out a bit. THEY ARE SO BUSY DOING THINGS AND BEING IN LOVE AND MODELING AND WORKING ON X FACTOR, YOU GUYS. BE NICE.
1. Ugly Christmas Sweater Portrait
Seriously, would this not add some likeability to this family, or what? They wouldn’t even have to be ugly sweaters…just anything in a poly-blend would be nice. I hope their publicists are reading!
2. Matching Jammies
Everyone likes a good pajama card! Nothing signifies a unified, joyous family than matching fabrics, prints, and awkward smiles! Typically these are found exclusively in kids-only portraits, but if anyone can pull it off, it’s those Krazy Kardashians.
3. Bags Over Heads
OMG, CAN YOU EVEN?! Dying of cute over here. I think this one’s a keeper.
What do you guys think? Please inform me of the following in the comments:
1. How do you think the Kardashians should do their card this year?
2. WILL KANYE BE IN IT.
3. Do you like me YES or NO
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