Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls it has been confirmed that the infamous Tina Fey eye-roll-heard-’round-the-world will officially never, ever, ever, ever, ever die because her daughter, Alice Richmond, has got that shit on lock down:
This is from last night’s episode of 30 Rock, in which Alice played a tiny Liz Lemon in a flashback. And uuuuuuuuugh! How, as a parent, could you ever get pissed at a kid who has perfected the eye roll like this?! My guess is that Alice could get away with murder AND eat Oreos and Icees for dinner with skills of this caliber. I’m certain that, while my childhood (and even adulthood) eye roll was far from this level of amazing, my attempt would have just been matched with a far superior eye roll from anyone I tried it on. This kid actually makes two adults kissing look like something gross and ridiculous. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE, PINT SIZE?!
It’s obvious that Tina Fey deserves a standing ovation for bestowing this glorious expression on her child. Picture this: Tina & Alice have just finished a heated My Little Pony rainbow duel and now it’s time to get down to business. Straight to the bathroom mirror they go to practice The Roll. It has an official title and I’ll be damned if there isn’t already a Tumblr dedicated to mom’s face-pull legacy. (Oops! Don’t fall down that rabbit hole, you could miss your publishing deadlines…ahem.)
But the result of all that hard work and due diligence is something marvelously marvelous to be marveled. Go on, marvel: