I was on the treadmill this morning (medal please) when I saw something flash across the TV screen about Ashley and JP getting married on national television this weekend. Remember those two knuckleheads? They got engaged on The Bachelorette and, as an unintended catastrophic consequence, created the monster that was known as Ben and Courtney. But back to JP and Ashley. Unlike Ben and Court-Court, their love has survived long enough for a wedding to take place following this engagement.
Wow! Cray-cray, huh?!
N E WAYZ, I have no intention of watching these pre-taped nuptials, but I have every intention of snarking upon this shameless, self-aggrandizing behavior in the form of this game. SO! If you do plan on watching the wedding, which airs this Sunday on ABC, be sure to bring along this BINGO card.
Print this shit. PRINT IT.
At least you’ll have an excuse if someone catches you in the act, right? You’re welcome. Please note that wine and sleeping children are prerequisites to play this game.
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