While you were busy being with your family (or ignoring them) yesterday, celebs were being…celebs. What better day to confirm pregnancies and undesirable relationships than Christmas Day! Even if they’ve both been rumored for weeks.
Jessica Simpson took to Twitter to finally make the announcement that she is, in fact, pregnant. Duh. (Nearly) Irish Twins it is!

If “BIG SIS” written sand isn’t confirmation, I don’t know what is. And how cute is baby Maxwell? So, an official congrats to Jessica and her fiancé Eric Johnson! Maybe it’s time to start planning that wedding before she gets pregnant, again.
Meanwhile, everyone’s least favorite couple, Rihanna and Chris Brown were seen sitting courtside at the Lakers/Knicks game.

Domestic assault is HILARIOUS!
This seems to prove recent rumors that they are back together. We’ve talked in depth here about how we’re all pretty much sick of talking about her and Chris Brown, and we can all agree that she’s probably making a poor choice. This is where I smile and grit my teeth and say, “As long as she’s happy” and “Why would you wear a gigantic gold choker with a sleeveless mock-turtleneck?” In both cases, TO EACH THEIR OWN.














