Hey Girl, ‘The Place Beyond The Pines’ Trailer Contains A Lot of Gosling Hotness


Hey girl. There are a number of things that get me through a long winter of shortened days and the seasonal affective disorder that settles in after the food-and-presents orgy of Christmas. Chief among them are mugs of hot cocoa, flannel bed sheets, and the late Oscar bait in theaters. See, those movies contain trailers for the spring releases, which helps to remind me that it won’t always be dark and there will be hot people to stare at on the big screen.

At the movies the other day, I saw the trailer for a new movie called The Place Beyond the Pines, which will be out in March.

Motorcycles and bank robberies and principles and Ryan Gosling appearing in what I think is supposed to be a serious moment as a dad but kind of looks to me like a humorous parenting follies moment.

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“Here, baby. Put this in your face.”

Aside from the fact that this looks like a pretty decent movie, I just really appreciate the notion that a working class community could contain three people who look like Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, and Eva Mendes and not implode from that much sexiness being in one ZIP code.

It helps that both Cooper and Gosling have apparently taken a seminar at the Matthew McConaughey School of Acting, which teaches students that they should take their shirts off a lot. Cooper has treated us to his torso in a couple of Hangover movies and The A-Team.

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It’s not clear from the trailer for The Place Beyond the Pines if Cooper doffs his shirt, but Gosling certainly does and thank goodness for that and the resulting .gif that someone so thoughtfully crafted for us.

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I am pro-Shirtless Gosling since it doesn’t seem to affect him being a serious actor. This is a fine skill to cultivate, since no one was really taking Matthew McConaughey seriously until he got completely naked-ish in Magic Mike. Now that dude has Oscar buzz.

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Though I would really like it if he wore this particular outfit to accept his Academy Award for Best Supporting Pelvis

Also, Shirtless Gosling was I think the only reason anyone saw Crazy, Stupid, Love.

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So keep those chests bare, guys, and keep acting the hell out of every role you have. It’s working. Or at the very least it’s working for me.

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About Kelly Delaney

Kelly, aka kdiddy, is a full-time working stiff and a part-time angsty writer in Pittsburgh, PA. Her attempts to be a good mom and wife have mixed results.



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  • http://twitter.com/jennamariebee Mrs. Jenna

    If it weren’t for that horrid bleached hair, I would need some alone time. I’ll definitely be seeing this anyway. (I mean…THE ABS.)

    • KellyBDelaney

      Yeah, that particular shade of hair is code for like, “I can get you meth/a fake ID/a pregnancy scare/a cold sore.”

  • http://www.waitinthevan.com Kristine

    Best Supporting Pelvis. Bwahahahaha

    • KellyBDelaney

      That pelvis had impeccable comedic timing.

  • NinaN2

    Wow. Ryan Gosling is so much hotter when you can’t see his face. Suddenly I get his attractiveness……

  • Mara

    I agree with all of the things.