A Holiday Countdown With Our Favorite Scrooges


I’m a Christmas Carol fanatic. Not of Christmas songs – although those are nice, as well – but rather of the Dickens story about the grumpy old miser who is visited by four spirits (everyone forgets about Jacob Marley), and is scared straight into becoming a swell guy who forgives all his debtors and buys cool toys for children.

I’m hoping that wasn’t a spoiler.

I love the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge because I adore Dickens and his hodgepodge of rich characters. I take it as a guilty pleasure to indulge my romanticized notions of a Victorian Christmas, however misguided they may be. Because even more than Charlie Brown redeeming his sad tree or Rudolph and Yukon Cornelius subduing the Abominable Snowman, the tale of Scrooge’s change of heart is to me the quintessential holiday happy ending story.

Here are the best renditions of this classic:

Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol

If you like musicals, Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol is surprisingly filled with festive ear worms. Jim Backus (remember Thurston Howell III from Gilligan’s Island?) is a powerhouse of off-key singing, but Tiny Tim’s “razzleberry dressing” song makes an appearance at our holiday dinner each year. It’s a sweetly obnoxious tradition you’ll want to pass along to your own kids.

Richard Williams’ A Christmas Carol

I’d been searching for years to find a copy of this 1971 animated version of A Christmas Carol, wondering briefly whether my childhood recollection had only imagined the somber artwork and frightening images of Ignorance and Want beneath the robes of the Ghost of Christmas Present. Thank you, YouTube. Directed by Richard Williams and produced by Chuck Jones, this short film won an Academy Award and rightly so. With a Scrooge who seems pulled from the pages of Edward Gorey, Williams achieves a kind of devastating poetry in his perfect portrayals of despair and hope entwined in each character’s story.

Alastair Sim in Scrooge/A Christmas Carol

Alastair Sim’s Scrooge is perfectly miserable in a way that allows you to perversely appreciate  the logic behind being so miserable while still disliking him for it. Watching Sim reminded me of Martin Clunes’ Doc Martin. And wouldn’t Doc Martin make a great Scrooge? Or Benedict Cumberbatch’s Sherlock? Bright, aloof, and endearingly grumpy smart asses.

The Muppets Christmas Carol

Michael Caine as Scrooge. Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit. Lots of Muppets. The rest, as they say, writes itself.

Scrooge!

Saving my favorite for last, there’s not a single false note in this musical adaptation, and if you’re one for curating a show tune for every occasion, 1970′s Scrooge presents a cornucopia of sing-a-longs. No one is a better Ebeneezer than Albert Finney who at 34 years old masterfully played both old  and young Ebeneezer.

Tiny Tim’s song of a beautiful Christmas morning will make your heart burst. And the final joyous scene of hundreds of British actors clogging through the streets, pulling faces, and singing with unembarrassed abandon is perfectly glorious in it’s goofy, whimsical hopefulness.

And don’t we all need more of that?

 

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About Josette Plank

Josette is a coal miner's granddaughter and mother of three kids living in the deep suburbs of Central Pennsylvania. A former writer and actor with DQD Comedy Theater, Josette now shares her down home Appalachian kookiness at josetteplank.com.



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  • http://twitter.com/jennamariebee Mrs. Jenna

    WHAT ABOUT SCROOGED!? BILL MURRAY! CAPS LOCK!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1dPU8uXiE

    • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

      You know, I’ve never seen that one. I know…I know…

      Holiday FAIL.

      • http://twitter.com/jennamariebee Mrs. Jenna

        This year. Please do it. Bobcat Goldthwait!!

        • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

          I promise! And I’ll report back!

    • http://www.facebook.com/traceygaughranperez Tracey Gaughran-Perez

      Gotta second this. Because, you know, *Bill Motherfucking Murray*.

  • http://twitter.com/VerdantDude B.E. Earl

    Agreed! Finney’s Scrooge has always been my favorite as well. Sat down to watch it with my girlfriend last year and she just watched in horror as I sang along to every song. I hadn’t seen it in years…I was shocked I remembered them too.

    • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

      I love the song “I hate people”…it’s just the perfect way to vent frustration, but still sound jolly about it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=567438281 Sarah Lee

    SCROOGED is, by far, the best one!! and I’ve loved them all ;)

    • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

      Okay, okay…I feel like an idiot for missing that one. :-) On my list!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=567438281 Sarah Lee

        Oh Yes, and please report back! Would love to see where it falls on your revised list. ;)

  • http://twitter.com/thegrumbles the grumbles

    what WOULD oscar winner Michael Caine do?

    • http://www.josetteplank.com/ Josette Plank

      Why, anything he wants to!

  • Christine

    I agree with Scrooged being my favorite.

    However, when I was younger Mickey’s Christmas Carol was pretty awesome. Scrooge McDuck was perfectly cast :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/caitlin.lenon Caitlin Lenon

    I used to really like Rich Little’s Christmas Carol for some unknown reason. But Mr. Magoo’s is the ultimate!

  • Melinda

    Scrooged, by far. I Have to watch that movie every Christmas

  • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

    I have to find that one you called Gorey-esque. That sounds right up my alley.

    I’m kind of embarrassed to admit this, but A Diva’s Christmas Carol is pretty high up there on my list of Christmas Carol adaptations that I love.